Hot Thoughts About Caning

When I saw the first thing SxySubSlut posted on her blog my first thought was to wonder amusedly how she typed it with one hand. It starts:

god i am such a horny little tart, not a day goes by without me getting my fingers in my knickers thinking about being bent over, caned hard and fucked rotten…

mmmm i want it RIGHT NOW, yes not a surprise to many of you i am sure that slaves are as demanding as masters in their own way…

and ooh yes i do cop it, believe me, this dirty little slut gets a regular disciplining from her Master

mmmm i love to bend over and take it from him, watch his reaction as he enjoys my suffering i can be such a good compliant slave, willing to be disciplined…

mmm i want it now!!!! i’m really horny!!!

Koonago Spanking

The winner of this week’s link-fu contest is Koonago Factory, an exceedingly strange Japanese website featuring anime-style artwork of adult women (well, as adult as anime women ever are) who have been shrunk down to various small sizes and subjected to a wide variety of indignities. Including spanking:

koonago miniature women spanked

You know you needed to see that.

The Spanking Chair

It’s been a little while since I posted links to any spanking stories here. But here’s a cute one that I haven’t seen before, about a bratty young wife learning some manners:

“STOPPPPP!!!!” Poor thing. He didn’t stop. SMACK! SMACK! He smacked a perfect oval that went just to the top of her thighs, up over one cheek, down the other cheek to the thigh again. He took his time and made sure he covered the area thoroughly.

Her bursts of anger were slowing down finally. But I could tell his hand was beginning to hurt. That’s when he spotted it. The wooden hairbrush on the dresser was just out of reach.

Well her tone changed when that hairbrush smacked her left cheek. But before she could say a word, another SMACK! hit her right cheek. He was working fast now. The hairbrush came down on her hot cheeks again and again. Not till he turned her bottom a dark red and she was begging, pleading and promising to be good, did he finally stop.

From “The Chair” by Jules.

Sweet Sorority Spanking

Here’s a publicity still from the 1932 movie “Sweetheart of Sigma Chi”:

Sweetheart of Sigma Chi spanking photo

Aren’t these girls some cuties?

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Melting Down With Style

I love this article in which CruelLadyScorpio defines the different levels of “dominant strop”. (For those of us who speak a version of English other than the Queen’s own, a strop is something like a tantrum or an angry fit.) Anyway, I especially like her description of the Grade A dominant strop:

Grade A: Only for use when you’re incandescent with rage due to something like a repeat infringement. Ensure object of your fury is kneeling or sitting. Stand up slowly to achieve full Dom Loom as angry flush creeps up neck into cheeks. Allow face to achieve quality of granite. Glare. Stride off suddenly, swiftly and emphatically, so sub needs a moment to twig what’s going on. Try not to trip over. Hide, preferably outside, and take deep breaths until you’ve got yourself under control. Cry a bit if required to relieve tension. By the time sub has found you, you’re ready to deal with situation rationally. Fetch cane.

Shirts For The Spanking Guy

Here’s a detail from a vintage magazine ad for Van Heusen shirts:

The Van Heusen man spanks his girlfriend

Check out the awesome ad copy. “It’s daring. It’s audacious. It’s the bolder look in shirts. You never know what results you’ll get until you try!”

Update: Here’s a larger view, with slightly worse color.

Spank The Other Cheek

Debra from Pursed Lips has some cogent suggestions for what to do during National Protection From Pornography Week – or, as she so accurately calls it, “the federal government’s latest fright fest.” She helpfully offers Six Ways To Avoid Porn. Readers of this spanking blog will be particularly amused by: “2. Turn the other cheek.”

If Ashcroft would only take Debra’s advice, I’m sure we could find someone to swing the cane.