Barbecuing With Blonde

Blonde writes:

Friday we had a fantastic day. We sat outside on the patio, poolside, while he cooked the steaks on the grill…. To fill his time while he grilled he kept his cane handy and made patterns on my butt.

blonde's caned bottom

It’s tragic, I tell you, how the world will never appreciate the restraint I’m showing by eschewing various cheesy comments about cooking, grill marks, hot meat, and so forth. Verily I am a prince of decorum and a paragon of good taste.

No, wait. I just blew it, didn’t I? Doh!

Spanking Tips From Exotic India

It’s always fun to come across spanking information from other cultures, especially ones that don’t have our usual American hangups (even if they may have some radically different ones). From India, land of the Kama Sutra, comes these tips (published in the Women section of the India Times) on spanking:

Every guy has a strong
desire to spank his woman during sex.

While it is the most natural thing for a man to do, he needs
to find out whether his woman shares the idea behind this kinky fetish.

If your woman is the sort who is aggressive during sex, or
likes you to be aggressive then go for buttock with a firm spank. She is
definitely game for dominant sex.

If you hear her moan and not scream with pain, make it
slightly harder the next time. But a big no-no is asking her whether it hurt or
whether you can do it harder. You’ve just got to judge by her reaction. And
once you figure out your woman, you can have a spanking good time!

That’s just an except, I’ve left out some of the basic spanking information that was included in the article.

Schoolmaster’s Revenge

There’s a new spanking DVD out that looks very promising. It’s called Schoolmaster’s Revenge, and it’s the first spanking video effort from ABCD Webmasters, who do Bethany’s Woodshed and so many other quality spanking sites.

Although I haven’t seen a review copy (hint, hint), the trailer looks very good. The girls are pretty, they wear (ok, they partly wear) nice costumes, and the spanking looks both vigorous and painful.

Should be a hot one!

Spanking Blog Inspires A Spanking

Well, that’s what my email says. An anonymous reader sent me this:

I enjoyed your site and told my husband about it too. What I didn’t realize is that it gave him an idea about my losing things.


That evening we went downstairs and he told me to face the corner and think of the reasons why I was going to receive my spanking. I’ve never been sent to corner to stand even as a child. Then he call me over to him and asked me what I thought about in the corner. I told him various thought ran thru my head, but most of all losing my diamond and knowing my glasses fell on the floor and I didn’t take time to pick them up before you accidentally stepped on them, and not looking for a new job.

He then told me that I was going to be soundly spanked for being careless and after my spanking he had a real sting of a surprise for me.

Now he told me to lie flat on couch with my clothes off. He put several pillows under my stomach so my butt was positioned higher in the air. He proceed to take his belt out of his pants and applied it to my ass. It stung like hell, he kept it up for several minutes and all of a sudden stop and asked me if the belt was easier to take then being careless about my belongings. I told him definitely not, in between tears.

Then he proceed to spank my butt with his hands several times and ask me if I had enough and I was able to say “YES” between the sobbing. Once again he told me to stand in the corner and not touch my burning butt. A little while later he called me over and told he loved me but to bend over the armrest of the couch for my surprise.

He told me that I was going to receive 20 more swats and that I was to count each one out, if I miscounted he would start back at one again. The last 20 swats I received was with a wooden hairbrush — to my surprise, the same one I use for my hair.

My spanking was over for good now. He told me to upstairs and shower and that he would be up to put ice on my butt to help the bruises. Then he put me to bed.

The next day he caught me on a lie and bent me over the kitchen table for another 30 with his belt. I couldn’t sit for the longest time without it hurting me.


The moral of this spanking is not to be careless and not to lie. I’ll remember this for quite a while. Hope I don’t receive another spanking, especially if he is upset.

The Sound of Spanking

When you play spanking porn (or, for that matter, give or receive a spanking) do you ever take a moment to wonder, like katy does, about things like this?

I wonder if the pretty neighbor on the other side of the wall from my computer can hear the spanking sounds of the videos I’m streaming?

If she can, I wonder if she thinks it’s me being spanked?

Will she blush the next time we run into each other in the parking lot?

Does she have a secret wish, just below the level of conscious thought, to be pushed over a man’s knee, have her skirt flipped up and her panties pulled down, and spanked to tears?

Bethie’s very good about keeping her noise to a minimum, but there’s really nothing to be done about the flat crack of a leather paddle striking flesh….

Flogging in The News

I stumbled across this detailed “explain kink to the vanillas” article about a couple in the San Francisco kink scene. It’s better done than most newspapers can manage, even in San Francisco. Here’s a bit from near the end, where “Bottom” explains how she likes being flogged:

Bottom says she feels no pain from the whipping. She says it’s because her partner knows what he’s doing, he brings her along slowly before the full flogging begins. By that time, the skin has swelled and reddened and is protected from harm.

“It’s really kind of a glow right now,” she says. She smiles. “I feel great.”

Spanking Sex Movies

Something new for Spanking Blog: spanking sex movies from Far East Media. The Far East Media people have got you! Here’s Lacy getting a hard spanking in Lacy: Spanked And Ass-Fucked:

spanking sex

The full movie features after-the-spanking sex action one rarely sees on video, complete with prominent glowing just-been-spanked bottom.

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