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As if the cheese-eating grin weren’t bad enough, check out the sideburns on this guy:

I have got to start a new site for all the goodies I keep finding on vintage.

Sorry for the quiet weekend. But not very sorry. Bethie and I spent it well, and it was good.

For one good reason and another, she hadn’t had a spanking in far too long. She’s always very sweet to me, but somehow manages to be even sweeter when freshly spanked. Saturday was a good day, but too busy for spankings — and we each managed to find time for minor grumpy moments. Sunday, I made time to give her a good spanking first thing — and teased her all day by saying that was just the warmup. Sunday was a great day.

One “Master Blackstar” called up Mistress Matisse to offer her an “affiliation” with his supersecret “House of Blackstar” BDSM organization. But only if, you understand, she allowed him to “check her out more thoroughly.” Complete with a free dungeon tour.

As she puts it: “I live to stick pins in people like this.”

People, it would be a BAD idea to assume she’s speaking metaphorically here. Ill-considered. Unwise. Nope, wouldn’t be prudent at this time. Bad idea. Also: incorrect.

My favorite bit:

I’m betting that “The House Of Blackstar” consists of Ryker — whose real name is probably Eugene — his pet iguana, Frodo, and several plump, shy, “cyber-submissive” girls who live in very small towns at least five hundred miles away from here. Call it a hunch.

Folks, if Mistress Matisse is as talented at up-close-and-personal high-spirits meanness as she is at the printed variety, it’s no mystery why she’s a success at her chosen profession.

This is more catfighting fetish material than spanking, but there’s no ignoring the mighty wallop with that huge vinyl belt to the bare breasts!

I do love some of that black-and-white fetish porn from the 1960s. New enough to be hot instead of quaint, but old enough to be different. This one came in (complete with penciled adult-magazine layout-marking marginalia, not shown) via an eBay auction.

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Tonight I spent a bit of time trawling through the blogs at Bondage.com, looking for spanking goodies. I didn’t find any, but I did find a lot of smart talk about the joys and pains of trying to sift kinky wheat from the chaff in their extensive BDSM personals area. I also found one blog whose author made me laugh aloud: Wax A Chump Like A Candle. IceIceBaby is adept at finding the silver lining:

Single Girl Thrills:

Tonight I learned a new trick.

While pushing the freight elevator doors open, somehow my nipple got caught between the doors. Smashed flat like a pancake. God, glorious pain.

I wonder if my neighbors will wig if I stand out there, shoving the door open & closed with two big plastic tools shoved in me?

Lord’snameinvain, I gotta get a man.

It wasn’t easy, back in the bad old days. This is a July 19, 1885 clipping from an unknown newspaper:

Ill Treatment of a Girl

Lebanon, July 19 — Steward Klein, a stalwart farmer of the Toush Valley, along the Blue Mountains, yesterday unmercifully horsewhipped Sarah Linke, aged 19, a maid employed in his family, beating the girl beneath a willow tree in the rear yard of his premises until she sank writing to the ground and confessed that she had told an untruth.

When Mrs. Klein returned home yesterday she found the house in disorder, the infant neglected and the girl locked in her room. When Sarah was, with difficulty, induced to come out, she said she had taken refuge there to escape Mr. Klein. The latter proved by his son and hired man, however, that he had not left the field during his wife’s absence, and then whipped Sarah until she retracted the charge. Sarah’s father had Klein arrested, but, on learning of the girl’s confession, withdrew the suit and retracted the charge. The girl has disappeared.

Here’s a still from the 1969 movie The Ribald Tales of Robin Hood. Anybody seen this clunker?

Found the photo where I usually do, in the vintage newsgroup on UseNet.

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