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You know all those guys in the chatrooms, the ones who call themselves names like “Sir LeathyreSmakke” and the like? Well, some guy was jealous of the way those Sirs were hogging all the hot submissive chicks, and so he rang up Mistress Matisse to find out how he could get to be like them. He asked her:

“How do I find someone to do a knighting ceremony on me?”

Me [Matisse]: “Excuse me? A night-what?”

Caller: “You know, a knighting ceremony. I see all these dominant guys online who have “Sir” in front of their names, like they’re knights. So I asked one of them about it and he said I needed someone who’s more experienced in SM to do a knighting ceremony on me, and then I could call myself “Sir,” too. Do you do that? Does it cost anything? ”

Amazing what kids will believe these days.

Some time during the last few days, I stumbled over these Hogtied pictures showing one of the best reasons to have a dungeon, namely, so you can tie your woman like this:

Big big fun!

It hasn’t all been slaving over hot HTML around here. Every now and then, I’ve had to pause and remonstrate with Bethie. As you can see, she doesn’t fully appreciate the efficient approach I have to take when I’m busy coding….

We’re back! (I hope.)

Apologies to everyone for the downtime. If you can read this, we are back up running WordPress 1.5. The templates are still a little clunky (look for minor polishing improvements as time goes by) and much of the imported data (old posts and comments) are slightly dirty (odd characters and such and the occasional munged link.) It will all get fixed.

Meanwhile, if anything is broken in your browser, please post a comment letting me know. I may not fix everything right away (this project ate a bunch of time that was committed elsewhere) but your feedback will be appreciated.

In brighter news, Sunday was Spanking Blog’s second birthday. I’m amazed at how this blog has prospered, and stunned that it’s still fun after two solid years of posting. Thank you all for your continued patronage!

Several figging sessions the other day at Baltazar and C’s house. Real funny how it started, too. From C’s account:

I commented that he hadn’t caned me whilst I had ginger inside me.

Please note – I commented. I didn’t ask for it to happen. I didn’t complain he hadn’t done it. I just mentioned in passing that he hadn’t.

Heh. And women say men don’t pay enough attention to their hints and subtle cues.

Since we’re on the subject of pervertible botanicals, how about stinging nettles? This has gotta hurt: the nettles spanking gallery at Urtication.com.

Continuing the theme, this from Analyze Julie:

Overall, my biggest complaint: illiteracy. To any of the 106 responders I didn’t connect with: if you had just written a grammatically correct email, WE MIGHT BE HAVING SEX AT THIS VERY MOMENT. I wanted to give everyone a shot (not at having sex, but a shot at connecting with me, and that might have led to sex). I honestly think, out of the 110 responses I received, probably 90 contained bad grammar, misspellings, and/or were far too short to even glean any information about the responder. I’m not kidding: 90 out of 110. That means that I didn’t even have to evaluate 82% of the responses, because they’d already put themselves out of the running.

Like it or not, boys, spelling and punctuation matters.