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Boy, The Boss and Invidia know how to celebrate a birthday (scroll down for 3.20.05 entry). He had the birthday, and she got the caning.

Invidia knows how to describe a spanking in apocalyptic terms (we suspect she enjoys sympathy):

TheBoss is getting old and we celebrate his longevity every year about this time. There was no money in the coffers for fancy hardware or dungeon furniture. In fact, there was no money in the coffers for much of anything except a nice dinner at our favorite restaurant. So I offered my lily-white tushie to him as a canvas upon which he could paint with his implement of choice.

He started with the rattan cane, and though the first six were like Flaming Death From Behind, the endorphins kicked in after that and I rode the tide to twenty rather serenely. Next his artist’s eye spotted the strop which he applied with birthday abandon. The strop is both stingy and thuddy, and it does a remarkable job of eliciting squeals and wails from me. It is also heavy enough that it physically pushes me forward, which I find incredibly sexy for some reason. I guess it’s the pelvic thrust that really drives me insane. (Let’s do the Time Warp again!)

After several of those, he finally took up the implement I most fear – the Dreaded Purple Acrylic Cane itself. Twelve strokes remained in his birthday number (‘Cause the man is getting old!), and there was the proverbial one-to-grow-on stroke which also had to be administered. I gabbed my pillow and shoved my face into it in order to stifle my screams.

My darlings, there are no words to describe how thirteen serious strokes with the DPAC feel . . ..

But of course, a good time was had by all. Happy Birthday, Boss!

Do you like those old women-in-prison movies? Unfortunately, most of them only hinted at the punishments our heroine would suffer at the hands of the brutal butch prison guards. Not so in this shoot from Whipped Ass, where a female prisoner makes the mistake of grabbing at one of her guards through the bars. First she gets
caned:

And then she gets handcuffed and flogged:

Her troubles are only beginning….

From Pussy Talk:

Nice girls don’t let men do what you’re doing. By restricting my leg spread, my panties represent the last strained but valiant shreds of my virtue.

All the while you scold me in patient tones, all the while I squirm under the blazing heat of your hand as you strike, stroke, and probe me, the insistent embrace of the elastic around my thighs reminds me that I deserve all this.

So that’s what panties are for….

You know all those guys in the chatrooms, the ones who call themselves names like “Sir LeathyreSmakke” and the like? Well, some guy was jealous of the way those Sirs were hogging all the hot submissive chicks, and so he rang up Mistress Matisse to find out how he could get to be like them. He asked her:

“How do I find someone to do a knighting ceremony on me?”

Me [Matisse]: “Excuse me? A night-what?”

Caller: “You know, a knighting ceremony. I see all these dominant guys online who have “Sir” in front of their names, like they’re knights. So I asked one of them about it and he said I needed someone who’s more experienced in SM to do a knighting ceremony on me, and then I could call myself “Sir,” too. Do you do that? Does it cost anything? ”

Amazing what kids will believe these days.

Some time during the last few days, I stumbled over these Hogtied pictures showing one of the best reasons to have a dungeon, namely, so you can tie your woman like this:

Big big fun!

It hasn’t all been slaving over hot HTML around here. Every now and then, I’ve had to pause and remonstrate with Bethie. As you can see, she doesn’t fully appreciate the efficient approach I have to take when I’m busy coding….

We’re back! (I hope.)

Apologies to everyone for the downtime. If you can read this, we are back up running WordPress 1.5. The templates are still a little clunky (look for minor polishing improvements as time goes by) and much of the imported data (old posts and comments) are slightly dirty (odd characters and such and the occasional munged link.) It will all get fixed.

Meanwhile, if anything is broken in your browser, please post a comment letting me know. I may not fix everything right away (this project ate a bunch of time that was committed elsewhere) but your feedback will be appreciated.

In brighter news, Sunday was Spanking Blog’s second birthday. I’m amazed at how this blog has prospered, and stunned that it’s still fun after two solid years of posting. Thank you all for your continued patronage!