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Women sometimes ask what guys like about spanking. And if pressed, we can come up with a pretty good list of things that are fun about spanking a woman. But you won’t always get the complete answer.
A picture’s worth a thousand words:
In acknowledgment of tax day in the US, here’s a pair of appropriate images. First, a more-honest-than-usual depiction of the methods of tax collectors, showing some ancient Egyptian tax agents beating a peasant for nonpayment:
And next, some stout fellows giving the business to a British tax collector in the American colonies. Tar and feathers are the main menu items, but note the cudgel in the hands of Stalwart Patriot #4:
Happy tax day!
Here’s the way to spank the girls in this new industrial age: tie them to a wheel and whack them every time they come around. Efficiency! Efficiency! It’s the only way to fulfill the five year spanking plan!
Or maybe I am overwrought. Perhaps this is merely an amusement park ride that never caught on?
From Usenet.
This story went by a couple of weeks ago while I was busy, and by the time I saw it (thanks to the readers who emailed me links!) it was all over the kinky sex blog world. So I never got around to mentioning it. However, I link now to the Moscow News story — Russian Scientists Suggest Caning to Cure Drug Addicts — because there’s a nifty vintage-looking caning photograph as an illustration.
All the stories about this that I saw cited back to a story in Izvestiya — which has gone rather notoriously tabloid in recent years. It’s not quite Weekly World News, but almost. So take the tale with a hunk of rock salt.
Fans of the legendary comic artist Robert Crumb and his large women will enjoy this spanking drawing he did:
Found at this Fantagraphics page advertising the R. Crumb Sketchbooks. Thanks to Fiona for sending me the link!
This nifty vintage drawing (which looks like an illustration from one of those men’s adventure magazines) I found over on AngelBrat’s new blog, which is well worth a visit. What’s fun is that she’s wearing hip waders (one for the rubber fetishists!) but he’s sitting on a boulder with his feet in the water wearing slacks and (presumably) soggy shoes:
You’ve got to wonder what the scenario is here. Was he sitting on the bank minding his own business when she splashed him with water and a merry insult? Or is this a domestic discipline scenario? “I’ve told you and told you, no trout fishing until the laundry is done!”