Spanking Blog: Adult Erotic Spanking At Its Best

Note to spanking newbies: Don’t panic. The pictures that follow make my jaw drop a little. You can give or get good hard spankings until hell freezes over without ever seeing a butt that looks this red and sore. The spanking kink is a big tent (just like the Republicans!) with plenty of room for everything from rosey pink bottoms all the way to colorful bruises and big puffy angry welts. If you don’t like these pictures, don’t worry about it. Nobody’s going to take away your spanking credentials or tell you “you aren’t doing it right”. I’m tempted to say “Trained driver on closed track, don’t try this at home.” But some of you are gonna try it at home, and who am I to tell you not to?

Despite the disclaimers, I know some of you will be entertained by this. Can you say “ouchies”, boys and girls? I knew you could:

After the belt comes the hairbrush:

As you doubtless already know from that inimitable style, the pictures are from Real Spankings, one of the several quality sites in the Real Spankings Pass family of spanking paysites.

I’m sure there’s probably some basic rule of politeness that one violates when one hoots with laughter at the erotic distresses of another man’s wife. Alas. Because that’s exactly what I just did, when reading about what Fred and Patty got up to with the fancy room-service sushi garnish in the form of an endless spiral of sliced fresh ginger.

Of course there are always hardships a weary traveller must endure when sojourning far from the comforts of home and one’s own familar bed and refrigerator. But ginger in a spiral? It’s terrible, I tell you. Not only is there a lot more surface area and available juice, but there’s the dreaded dangle to worry about:

So the ginger garnish was employed.

Man o Man!

Warning to all brats… go with the root raw OK! Don’t even think about the juicy lengths of peeled garnish. No matter how long and amazingly perfect they seem. The burn was immediate. It suffused into my anus and all the surrounding tissues so quickly, I gasped nore than once.

“Honey! OWWWW! Ow! Ow!.”

“That’s the way baby, Hang in there.”

Fred did not get the point! With the ginger garnish coil dangling from by bum, my hips gyrated and undulated. “Please take it out!” But there was a part that hung out. It touched other VERY vulnerable parts of me, while Fred spanked me with the wooden spoon.

Missed opportunity: they had wasabi, and Fred threatened, but it was not deployed. Maybe next time!

Here’s a gem I found while surfing this morning: Spanking Real Life. It’s a Japanese site featuring a girl whose face you never see, but whose bottom gets spanked and caned with great enthusiasm. There is some written material I can’t read, and a few photos, but the true treasure is about 25 short MPEG video clips. They are small in dimension and a bit dark in the fashion of amateur work, but there’s plenty of spanking and caning and spanko-girl-squawking (completely recognizable as such though I speak not a word of Japanese).

Check it out fast, but be gentle — unless they have a great bandwidth plan, it might not be up for long.

This looks like an entertaining Japanese title. Can anybody out there confirm if it’s as amusing as the very promising cover suggests it might be?

From Usenet.

Update: A reader emails that “If you’re going to buy it to see spankings you’ll be very, very disappointed. That is because there isn’t a single spanking taking place. The general plot of the movie is this. A teacher who no student is respecting is set up for a cruel joke/hoax and the five girls who set him up get punished for it. However the punishment have more to do with bondage/sex and nothing to do with spanking.”

New toys are fun. A couple of weeks ago Patty posted a link to Leather Thorn Paddles along with a note that the craftsmanship was very good for the price. I took a look, and the work looked good, so I ordered a paddle for Bethie and a strap for my amusement. (I’ve been wanting a big mean-looking leather strap.)

The prices weren’t cheap in the abstract — perhaps a few bucks more than generic paddles or straps ordered from a major online retailer — but I was blown away by the quality. These things are thick slabs of leather, attractively tooled and comfortable in the hand. Bethie has posted pictures on her blog and on her new spanking forum, so I won’t belabor the point. Suffice it to say that I’ve never been happier with an online toy order. (And no, I haven’t received a dime for these words of praise — Leather Thorn Paddles is not an advertiser, and I paid full price for the paddle and strap.)

The strap deserves a few more words. It’s got a handle that feels like a sword pommel when you grasp it, and it’s got the weight and size of a medium-sized wooden fraternity paddle. But, being leather, it’s got just enough flexibility to wrap in and *smack* all the way across Bethie’s bottom, rather than delivering all its energy across just a few inches the way an inflexible narrow paddle does. Swung with any vigor at all, it leaves a broad red mark and a persistant “warm spot” I can feel with my hand hours later. So far I’ve only given Bethie a few playful strokes with it. That, however, will not forever be the case….

Patty of A Creative Spanked Wife has posted a nice review of the spanking video The Schoolmaster’s Revenge (which I also liked when I reviewed it). Patty also includes some commentary about spanking video reviews in general, and makes one very good point: sites that focus on reviewing spanking videos don’t always have the best interests of the consumer in mind, and may not tell you if a video stinks.

Since I sometimes review videos on Spanking Blog (and cheerfully accept review copies from spanking video producers — consider this a big “hint hint nudge nudge” to the outfits who aren’t sending me review copies yet) I figure I owe you all a statement of my review policy.

Which is, simply: Life is too short to write bad reviews. If a video stinks, I don’t want to waste my time writing a bad review. And you won’t see the review here. Truly bad spanking videos should languish in well-deserved obscurity, without any extra attention from me.

Mind you, I’ve never seen a perfect spanking video. These are usually low-budget semi-amateur projects in the porn industry, in a niche without many experienced actors, directors, or videographers. There are always things not to like. So my strategy is to lead with what I liked about the video, then include a section on what I didn’t like, and wrap up with a summary that acknowledges the defects but emphasizes what I liked. The net result is a positive-sounding review (or I won’t write it) that also identifies whatever I didn’t like so much about the movie.

Bottom line: Video reviews are my honest opinion. I’m not for sale — or, at least, not for the retail value of a porn video.

What a delightful idea! If she likes hand spanking, but tends to laugh it off when she gets it, you’ll want to get on board. Thanks, Matt!