Spanking Blog: Adult Erotic Spanking At Its Best

There’s no obvious spanking going on in this vintage erotic photo, but why else would she be bent over the grill of that magnificent machine? I can hear it now:

“Wife, if I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times! It’s not OK to speed through stop signs in the desert. I don’t care if you can see a mile in both directions, you still can’t see the highway patrolman parked behind the bushes. And a man in my position can not afford to be seen to have a reckless wife! Now pull over on that side rode, take off your clothes, and bend over the hood. I’ll be back presently with a switch….”

You’ll surely enjoy this nice switching vignette from Red Sneaker Diaries:

At his direction, I leaned against a log on the upwards slope, my bum cheeks blushing in the hot sun. He stepped over to the nearby path and searched for a moment, selecting a branch and examining it just at the edge of my peripheral vision. He must have been satisfied with what he saw because the next thing I knew he was behind me, grunting as green branch whistled through the air before it sharply sliced against my bottom.

I yelped and jerked, shocked at the severity of the sensation that one little innocent branch was imparting on my tender flesh. Although the branch was as thick as our cane at home, it forked many times over into small and smaller twigs, and each little piece felt like it was scratching me. I complained, only to have additional strokes laid onto my backside.

Just a hot little scene from a hot little scene of DirtyTalkinGirl’s:

With a brazen grin, I spread myself under your hairy bulk and cranked my hips, inviting you to fuck me right then and there, but no, you got up.

Flipped me and hauled me across your lap.

Alarmed, I asked, “What are you—-?” but the first stroke of your hand knocked the breath out of me along with the rest of the question.

“I‘m going to teach you to obey.”

Classic spanking literature (especially the naughty schoolgirl stuff) is full of unruly young ladies getting smacked on their palms or fingers with a tawse or a strap. Apparently, this was in real life a popular punishment with vicious nuns and their ilk, presumably because it hurts like hell while preserving the modesty of the young ladies in question. It’s not much seen in adult spanking play, which is probably a good thing — the hands are far more fragile than the buttocks, full of tiny little fragile bones, nerves, and tendons. It’s riskier play, and thus not for everyone. Photos can be fun, though, especially if you enjoy pained expressions:

From Real Spankings, which is part of the Real Spankings Pass family of spanking sites. More pictures in this gallery from Spank Slaves Spanking TGP.

John from Leather Thorn Paddles (whose quality spanking merchandise is emphatically Spanking Blog approved) wrote in to tell us about his Name That Paddle contest. If you come up with the best name for this prototype addition to his catalog, you can win it!

Hmm, I think I’d call it the “Waffle Iron”.

Here’s a handy list from My Bottom Smarts of the virtues of spanking marks :

Ten Reasons Why Marks Aren’t So Bad

10. Turn-on for partner
9. Fun topic of conversation
8. Reminder to not misbehave
7. Demonstrates submission
6. Prevents becoming a couch potato
5. Edgy fashion statement
4. Spanking souvenir
3. Moderates subsequent spankings
2. Badge of honor
1. Excellent opportunity to complain

There’s just a lot of grumpy spanking people in these pictures from Lupus Spanking. These two look pretty sour:

And, for more obvious reasons, so does this girl: