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According to this account in the New Yorker, C.S. Lewis (author of the Narnia books among many other accomplishments) had a spanking interest; supposedly in letters to a friend, he “named the women he’d like to spank, and for a time signed his private letters ‘Philomastix’— ‘whip-lover.'”
Of course, in mainstream media like the New Yorker, this made him “a warped, morbid, stammering sexual pervert.” Wow, feel the hate?
What do you buy for the man or woman who has everything? You know it’s crunch time, right? There are only five more shopping days before Christmas; Amazon.com is starting to waffle about before-Christmas delivery; and none of your favorite online fetish toy stores have a prayer of filling your riding crop orders in time. The meatspace stores near you are full of ravening hordes of frenzied shoppers, and the remaining merchandise is starting to look like what’s left of a water buffalo after the pirhanna are done with it. What are you going to do?
Spanking Blog recommends: Buy your love a membership to one of the better spanking porn sites. All it takes is a credit card and two minutes, and you can write the password and userID on a nice hand-made certificate and put it in a stocking. Instant delivery, no hassle, no muss, no fuss. What’s not to like?
Let me be clear: I’ve always considered porn site memberships a distinct luxury. The internet is flooded with free porn, and so for folks on a budget, it’s a fair question to ask why one should pay when one can find plenty of free stuff. The answer boils down to quality and convenience. With a membership, you can get more, bigger, clearer pictures, longer movie clips, and a minimum of searching and hassle. When you think about it, it’s a perfect gift, because it’s firmly (er…) in the category of stuff the recipient will enjoy, but would never buy for themselves.
What’s more, giving the gift of porn makes a strong statement to your mate that you love them, that you feel secure in their affections, and that you want their erotic fancies to be tickled to the fullest. Of course, giving the gift of spanking porn (especially to a spanker) may also be hazardous to the smoothness of your unspoiled derriere. But what’s life without a little delicious risk?
Ah, but there’s still one small problem. Sure, buy them a porn site membership for Christmas. But a membership in which spanking site? Porn is very personal, and if your favorite gift recipient is sheepish about their enjoyment of spanking porn, you might not have a zeroed-in understanding of what sort of stuff they like best.
Fortunately, a trend that swept the mainstream porn world a few years ago is finally catching on in the spanking realm. The biggest producers of highly-respected spanking porn have started offering “Pass” type memberships, where for one rate (usually about twice what subscribing to a single site would cost) you can subscribe to four, five, or even six of their sites at a time. The result is a much wider selection (good when gift giving) for as little as about ten dollars per subscribed site. These “Pass” memberships are a real bargain, and I think they are absolutely perfect for gifts. In my opinion, the best one is:
A Real Spankings Pass buys you unlimited access to five of the most famous sites by the folks who brought you Real Spankings. These sites all feature the hardest sort of spankings, and are notorious for their pictures of girls’ bottoms punished until bruised to a solid purple. Strong, authentic, exclusive American spanking porn featuring stern disciplinarians and very naughty girls. Some of these spankings will take your breath away, and that’s a promise. The pass gets you memberships to:
Real Spankings:
This site was one of the first by Amercian porn producers to hit the web, and has always had a well-deserved reputation for authenticity and breath-takingly high quality. The girls are cute and their punishments are sometimes unbelievably severe. No question that these spankings are real; bruises, welts, and real tears abound. Also notable for photosets showing two or three girls being well punished at the same time. Too harsh for some, but many find it a welcome change from all the “his hand is resting on her bottom” bogus spanking porn out there. An early Spanking Blog favorite, and one of the first commercial spanking sites to ever be highlighted here.
Spanking Teen Brandi:
This site features perpetual “teen” Brandi and her endless parade of rebellious behavior. She gets at least one serious spanking every ten days, and her “mom” and “dad” don’t spare the rod. Canes, hairbrushes, menacing paddles, and huge leather straps are everywhere. Brandi’s not shy about crying and yelling when it hurts…and it always hurts! Fully clothed spankings (with appropriately convincing implements) are nice to see, but don’t worry, there’s plenty of bare Brandi on display too. The jeans always come down.
Bi Spanking:
This site features the same sort of high-quality, severe punishment spankings, but in strict female/female contexts with a lesbian-ish (or at least bi-sexual) air to them. As the site puts it: “True accounts of girlfriends getting punished.” Also includes some light bondage. Don’t look for any soft hand spankings; this is all discipline. More pretty girls getting good hard spankings.
Spanking Teen Jessica:
Jessica’s another perpetual “teen” who can’t stay out of trouble; she’s the ultimate red-haired, red-assed girl next door. She’s not here to play: I don’t think I’ve ever seen a spanking model yell harder or get a more purple-bruised butt anywhere else in commercial spanking porn. Her site also features some bondage, masturbation, and girl/girl sex material. But first and foremost, she earns and takes some amazing punishments.
Real Spankings Institute:
This site is the Real Spankings entry into the spanked schoolgirl arena, and it’s a good one. The Institute “is a school for troubled girls founded on the principles of discipline & education.” The girls must adhere to a strict code of conduct and dress code, and any deviation from the rules results in severe punishment. The site is updated with new schoolgirl spankings three times a week, so the content is always original and fresh.
(Prices and offerings are always changing; by the time you read this information, it could be out of date. If so, sorry!)
I hope you find something your sweetie will enjoy for Christmas!
At one point early in my kinky sexual development, I spent a lot of time with non-consensual bondage and spanking fantasies. Light stuff for the most part, nothing too creepy; but the root reason for it was, I didn’t understand that there are women, many women, who enjoy being spanked and tied up. I could understand the attraction of spanking and tying up, but being spanked? Being tied up? What would be in it for her? (Oh, how young and clueless I was. But then, this was before the internet, the carrier and bringer of many important clues.)
This “what’s in it for her?” question crops up on kinky websites all the time, and I remain fascinated by the answers, like this one from Domestic Discipline Diary:
What’s in it for me?
The adrenaline rush that washes over me when he whispers those five little words…..”You’re getting a spanking tonight”.
The feeling of fear, excitement, and anticipation as the hour draws near.
The flood of moisture when he says it’s time.
The coolness of the air when I’m in position with my bottom bared.
The first sweet sting that’s better than all the foreplay in the world.
The fifth burning blow that’s so hard to distinguish between pleasure and pain.
The final agonizing blow that leaves me begging to be filled with his erectness.
The first sweet release when the world disappears, the second sweeter release that connects us making us one.
The contentment of knowing there’s no where else he’d rather be, than correcting, guiding, and satisfying me.
Out of context, this is a delightful piece of brattiness:
I purposely walked past the bed without making it before coming out here. I’m going to sit on my ass and smoke all His fucking dope and be the rottenest, worst little slave girl in the history of slave girls. I am not going to do anything to please Him today.
In context, not quite so delightful, since Pure_Blue was not having the greatest day. Ah, well.
I like the faces in the Cal-Star spanking movies. California Star was always the “porniest” of the American spanking producers, and I think they did it deliberately. Look at the faces in this first picture; is there anybody in this production who isn’t stoned?
We start with a confused face: “Hey? What’s going on back there? And why am I over this pervert’s lap? Just how much pot did I smoke?”
The next stage is slightly-more-alert resignation. “Oh, yeah, I’m gonna get spanked. I need the money for weed. It will probably hurt a little, but whatever.”
Then, at last, the true gravity of the situation begins to sink in. “Ow OUCH, dammit, that HURTS! Who said this was the easiest two hundred bucks I’d ever earn? Bastard! I wonder if the photographer has any snacks?”
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Here’s a stress relief spanking cure told in shorthand, but no less fun to read for all that:
Anyway, I’ve been spiraling for a bit now, and last night was really Nick’s first opportunity to deal with it. He spanked, I moved, my pants came down, he spanked, I moved again, he spanked longer and harder and with dire enough threats for even more that I stayed put. And I cried. I cried and cried for probably half an hour, gasping, wrenching sobs that shook my body and purged absolutely all the bad shit out. Then we made love, and he held me, and my world was right again.
Thank you, sugar.
From AngelBrat.
Although the camera angle is discreet in this picture, it’s much less discreet in the rest of this shoot. Yes folks, it’s that pornographic raris avis, a well-tied model being spanked during sex:
A bondage sex spanking! From Sex And Submission, of course, and no less than we’ve come to expect from them.
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