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In a rare foray into the spanked husband side of our kink, I thought I’d share this anecdote from Fantastic Spanking, in which a man makes one of those absent minded “yes, dear” answers when he really shouldn’t have, and gets the most painful spanking of his life as a result:

I was laying over the back of a sofa, au natural, and Angela was using a short-handled bath brush to put a most pleasant warmth on my derriere. I was allowing myself to become lost in the feeling. Angela was in a playful mood, and she was making fun comments about the deepening shade of crimson on my paddled fanny. I, for the most part, was not paying attention to the comments, preferring to just enjoy her work.

Angela stepped back to take in the sight of my reddened rump. I was laying there feeling quite content, thinking of what other activities lay ahead. Angela took this opportunity to comment, “I’ll bet your girlfriend doesn’t spank you as well as I do, does she?”

I was so wrapped up in the warmth on my bottom and the stirring in my loins that her comment didn’t really register. So, I offered the usual comment that a husband makes when he is not exactly paying attention to his wife.

“Yes, I guess so,” I said.

Now, lest you think that I am some sort of cad, I feel compelled to note that I did not, nor have I ever had since I married my dearly beloved, have a girlfriend. And no one in the whole of the imaginary world spanks as well as my darling Angela. Yet, I had just absent-mindedly admitted just that. I knew that I was in big trouble.

“WHAT!” Angela exclaimed in semi-mock horror. “You’re in big trouble now, buster!” (I told you that I’d be in big trouble). “I’m really gonna beat your butt now!”

I quickly came to my senses and realized what I had blurted. While I knew that my remark was not the correct one (to say the least), I figured that Angela was still full of playfulness, so I replied to her, in my best sarcastic voice “As if you could really hurt me!”

I knew that I was now just digging myself a bigger hole, but, I figured, what was she going to do, spank me? I was already being spanked. Or so I thought.

With that smile and laugh that women always seem to use when they have been playfully insulted by their spouse, she charged me. I tried to stand, but in my vulnerable position, I was not able to become upright before she reached me. She put her hand in the middle of my back and pushed me back over the soft. The momentum carried me far enough over the sofa that I ended up with my ass up in the air and my feet off of the ground. And then Angela began using that bath brush with more vigor than I ever thought possible…

Oops.

Good Girl writes at Everything Goes about the cost of orgasms at her house:

I’ll tell you how much my orgasm last night cost – 500 spanks with the riding crop. No, that’s not a typo. Five hundred.

It started Friday night. Griz was fucking me and it felt so good, my orgasm was building.

Can I cum, please Sir?

No, he growled in that sadistic tone of his. And he fucked me harder.

Please, Sir, please can I cum?

No, he said again, unless… if you take 500 spanks with the crop, then you can come.

My jaw dropped. 500? I don’t fucking think so. My poor ass would fall off! Needless to say, I didn’t take the deal… that night.

…

Saturday night, the torture started again. He fucked me and it felt amazing, hard and deep, just the way I like it. As he brought me closer and closer to my peak, I pleaded with him to change his mind about the spankings, begged him to choose a smaller number. After nearly an hour of being pounded by his wonderfully hard cock though, I couldn’t stand it any longer. I think my mental state may have been compromised by all that fucking because I said yes.

Please Sir spank my ass as many time as you want, just let me cum!

Uh oh…

Birthday celebration, spanko style. Look at the evil gleam in Erica’s eye. You just know that forkful of cake isn’t going into her mouth:

Thanks to Adele Haze for the link!

My friends, I think you must all admit that the booty in this picture, belonging as it does to Whipped Ass model Natali Demore, is extremely well-suited for spanking:

A pleasing blend of form and function.

More here.

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Ben writes about meeting a spanking newbie, who, it turns out, really enjoys the experience:

I was recalling an experience I had with a very sweet girl about 5 years ago. I met her online and she was a total newbie. Never been spanked. Not even a swat. But she had one of the most intense spanking fetishes I’d ever seen. She loved to talk about it. For hours.

Finally, we decided to meet. She was a bit uncomfortable with a motel/hotel so we agreed to meet in a parking lot of a major mall.

I had a large SUV at the time and the parking lot was huge. So we decided to meet in the corner away from everything and everyone.

She was shaking. Her mouth was dry. She was stammering.

I moved the back seat back. There was plenty of room. We talked for a while then finally, I took her by the wrist and guided her over my knee. Half way over….she had an orgasm. Earthshattering orgasm. It was beautiful.

She cried tears of joy. She was finally going to be spanked. This is the part where I say be careful what you wish for.

I gave her a very brisk warm-up spanking that had her owwwing and ooching. The I pulled up her skirt and, yep, once again, she came. Big time.

She slumped over my knee as I began to increase the intensity of her spanking. Her legs kicked a bit, she was more verbal “ow, oooh, I’m sorry. That hurt.” etc.

Finally, I hooked my fingers into the waistband of her panties and yanked them down. As I palmed her blazing cheeks she trembled once again. I decided that she need a bit more stimulation.

I gave her a very intense handspanking that had her squirming and flaliling away. Promising to be a good girl. Begging me to stop. Yes, we had a safeword, she didn’t want to use it nor did she think she needed to.

By the time I was through, her bottom was crimson…

From Vintage Spanking Photos, what looks like a spanking postcard:

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Just stumbled across a quite new LiveJournal in which college girl Mistyystar gets several well-deserved spankings from her boyfriend. Such as this one:

I got a spanking today for screaming at J. It was kind of childish of me, I warrant. I was upset because he left my computer in his dorm room when I wanted it. So yeah, you think, nothing to fly off the handle about, but I did.

He used my shoe to spank me, and wow, it hurt even worse than the shoe he used yesterday. It’s quite thick and flat. Then it hurt so bad he toned it down a bit, and gave me two smacks with his hand to finish it off. But those hurt too. …..my bottom is even a bit sore. I don’t usually get enough swats for that to happen.

And this one, in Wal-Mart:

J spanked me in Wal-Mart the other day and it was quite embarrassing. I don’t even remember what I did, but he was annoyed so I just said; “spank me.” He turned me toward him then, lowered my jeans just enough so my bare bottom showed, and gave me two hard smacks. They were loud! I went “eek” and kind of yanked my pants up.

From Mystyystar’s Logbook.