Hiding The Quirt
Somehow I think this sounds like a doomed strategy:
Fresh in the post this morning arrived a quirt (which looks a little like this). When I purchased said item from Ebay, for a very reasonable £12 including delivery, a couple of weeks ago, I thought it looked rather harmless.
Wrong. Wronger than a very wrong thing.
It’s rather brutal. So, I’ve decided to hide it. Now, you’d think I’d keep silent about it’s arrival. Oh, noes, not I. Here goes the phone call…
Me: That quirt’s arrived and I’ve hidden it.
Girl, that’s so not going to work.






