Memories Of A Spanking (With Bonus Butt Hook Action)

I am always educated by what Bethie remembers and does not remember, when she blogs about one of her spankings. I suppose it’s not so much a variance of memory as it is of perspective — what seems worth recounting, and what does not.

Most recently she writes:

The other afternoon we were just hanging out, discussing our weekend plans when I suddenly blurted, “So, when am I going to get some of this bondage we’ve been talking about?”

Let’s just say, subtlety is not my best trait. But at least Dan doesn’t always have to guess what I want.

She’s being nice, there. What she’s really trying to say is, there are clues and cues I can miss. But I’m not a complete brick.

What happened was, she’d been busy at her computer, and I’d been in my room playing an online computer game. The way I remember it, we’d already planned the weekend up pretty thoroughly, there weren’t any big blocks of playtime in the cards, and I’d just come out to get a beverage and say hello. But of course when she said that, my mental picture of the afternoon, shall we say, shifted.

I suppose considering the fact that I was lounging around in his chair and so close to the delrin cane I mentioned in the previous post, I should have known better. But no. Dan pushed me over the arm of the chair, pulled down my shorts and panties, and spanked my bare bottom with the cane.

I can’t remember how many strokes he gave me, but I do remember it seemed like a lot and he didn’t seem to be holding back. I even looked back over my shoulder and gave him the pouty look, but he didn’t ease up at all.

My “chair” is sort of like a small loveseat, actually, and she was indeed “lounging” in it — if by lounging, you mean “slumped down on her back with her legs flung wide and her toes hooked over the top of the back of the chair.” It’s a dramatic effect even when she’s wearing fuzzy pajamas, which she was — and it invariably makes me want to pick up whatever flexible toy is handy and apply it to various tender areas between one inside knee and the other that are not usually seen in such an accessible posture.

Since I did not have a whip or a riding crop or anything else handy, what I did was I picked up the small flexible Delrin cane, held it in a choked grip with about four inches of the tip extended, and used my other hand to bend those four inches back and let them snap down on a very tender area we might delicately call “the extreme upper inside thigh.”

Fuzzy pajamas or no fuzzy pajamas, that got me a squawk, a pout, and a rude remonstrance. The accompanying burst of “attitude”, in turn, is what caused Bethie to earn the “pushed me over the arm of the chair, pulled down my shorts and panties, and spanked my bare bottom with the cane” experience. She got ten quick ones, which left a very pretty lattice of welts, and earned me a very hurt look.

After that we moved to the bedroom, and as Bethie writes, “I’m not sure why, but Dan wanted me in the diaper position on the edge of the bed.” What she’s calling the diaper position is the “legs flung high and wide” position I just described out in the living room with her pajamas on — and all I did was invite her to resume the position she’d used to get my attention in the first place. Only, this time, without any protecting flannel. She may not be sure why, but it seemed pretty obvious to me.

The rest of the story she tells pretty much the way I remember it. But I did want to expand on her mention of the butt hook, because that’s an evil device we’ve had in our toybox for some months now and it’s every bit as cool in reality as I’d thought it might be.

The butt hook is a device that I first saw popping up in bondage porn a couple of years ago. One end goes you-know-where and the other end gets tied to something — one dramatic picture I saw improvised a hogtie by attaching it to the end of a long-haired model’s braid. The Twisted Monk sells one that’s an absolute beauty — a gleaming chrome piece of industrial art, with a rounded ball on the business end (in your choice of small, medium, or “do not want!” large) and with an attention to detail that’s amazing, complete with careful and artistic hand-welding to make a perfectly smooth interface where the ball as affixed to the end of the shaft:

butt hooks from twisted monk

We got the small ball — and it’s amazing — the sort of thing you want to hold in your hands and fiddle with, just because it’s an attractive artifact. We’ve had it for some months, but only recently started playing with it. Now here’s Bethie again:

Yup, it was time for the butt hook. Dan lubed up the ball end while I did my best to relax while I waited. I was still busy relaxing when I felt his fingers lubing up my bottom hole. I was all set to do my part and help him get that hook in, but it turned out he didn’t need my help. The ball just slipped right in. No problem. Huh? I couldn’t believe it.

Dan tied the end of the hook to the harness and then tested the whole thing out by pulling up on the rope to see if it could be used to “encourage” me to keep my bottom up in the air. It did. Grrrr.

Heh, that was actually pretty funny. The first time we played with the hook, Bethie was (understandably) pretty tense, and it took quite a bit of lube and gentle pressure to get it eased in. That time I didn’t attach it to anything, I just moved it around a bit and took it back out. But this time, as she says, it popped right it. She was already wearing a rope harness in pink (Monk rope, oh how I spoil her!) that had rope ends dangling at the small of her back, so it was a no-brainer to tie them to the loop at the end of the hook. Viola! Now it’s a butt you can lead where you want it, by exerting gentle pressure! It’s like a nose ring, only for her butt! (I’ll bet when she reads this, I’m in trouble by this point in the paragraph.)

In all seriousness, though, when Bethie gets to enjoying her spankings, she gets relaxed, and any “butt in the air” posture she’s in tends to slump down to “flat on the bed”. Verbal commands don’t have a lot of effect — she complies readily enough, but when she’s off in endorphin la-la land, her memory of commands seems to last about eight seconds. Sometimes I switch to a more noticeable implement (the big canes are good for this) to improve her memory, but really I found the butt hook to be a superior solution. Just a gentle pressure on the rope between the hook and the back of her breast harness is all it took, she’d immediately stick her butt back up in the air.

I’ll leave you with a couple of bonus butt hook links from Bondage Blog, probably the ones that inspired me to want one in the first place:

Butt Hook With Pleasure Ball
More Butt Hook Bondage
The Butt Hook Is IN

I am amused to note from that middle link that in 2005, the butt hook in Monk’s toybag was “the unused toy” nobody wanted to play with — and now, he sells the best one available on the internets. How’s that for progress?

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Spanked By A Suit

Not sure what’s going on here, perhaps a press conference spanking? Something political, anyway:

spanked by a man in a suit

From Honore, via.

Enforcing The “Bend Over” Position

Bondage Blog has closeups of what looks like a very antique device for keeping someone bent over in spanking position:

iron device for ensuring a bent-over whipping posture

Basically two sets of thumbscrews affixed to a forged iron stake, would be very cruel (if cruelly used) but certainly effective!

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Caned? On A Train?

I think we all know where this is going:

We were in Australia, leaving Sydney by train. As we had just been visiting kinky friends there, HH was armed and dangerous. I can’t honestly remember now what it was I did or said (possibly nothing), but HH looked around and commented that the train was virtually empty, that we had the entire carriage to ourselves.

“Don’t even think about it,” I muttered, eyeing my surroundings warily. (Note to bottoms: NEVER say this to a top.)

His eyebrows climbed to his hairline and I saw the gleam in his eye as he stood up slowly to get his case down from the overhead compartment. I looked around frantically. “Someone will come!” I insisted.

But he was determined to take advantage of the situation. And to be honest, I was a little excited by the prospect. I’m all in favour of taking risks.

So he made me bend over the seats on the right side while he stood in the aisle and measured the cane across my bottom. Tap, tap, tap… Then he paused.

“This isn’t going to have much effect,” he said.

Thank God, I thought. He’s come to his senses!

“Take your shorts down.”

**gulp**

But I was a good girl and I did as I was told. I even managed to restrain my yelps as he brought the whippy rattan down on my bare cheeks again and again.

And go there it does — thanks, Niki!

Spanked And Squeezed Bottom

Isn’t this a great angle on a freshly-spanked bottom?

spanked slavegirl gets her bottom squeezed

From this shoot at The Training Of O.

Dungeon Spanking Machine

Via the Spank Slaves Blog, we have this exquisite automated dungeon spanking device, which works continuously while our heroine’s leering torturer lazily supervises the punitive operation:

spanked by mechanical means

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It’s Risky To Be (Spanking) Frisky

I love the spanking illustration and innuendo (“How To Tame A Shrew”, indeed!) in this advertisement for a “marital tips” pamphlet from one of the old magazines:

spank your wife, save your marriage

You’ve got to love the vague but suggestive copy:

The French have a word for it. In French it’s FOLLIES. And in English it’s MARRIAGE MISCHIEF — a rave hit with either sex, single or married.

Presented here are keyhole showings of marriage, in various stages of doing, undoing, and doing in. Lively numbers to entertain, a Physiology of Folly to wisen you up, and adult cartoons.

It takes all kinds of mix-match to make MARRIAGE MISCHIEF. So unwind and set your sights for a reeling, revealing experience. See the kiss-happy and the slap-happy, the fast and the loose, the antics of the frantic. A “wicked” wedding or anniversary gift. Order on the spree of the moment, keep it for the time of your life!

FEATURES:

  • Mother Never Told You
  • What Men Want In Their Wives
  • The Art of Being A Husband
  • The Bridal Bed
  • Hazards Of The First Night
  • Rough Beginnings of The Honeymoon
  • How To Tame A Shrew
  • The Wife Of Bath’s Fifth Husband

Plus other insights and hindsights.

The one thing that made me curious was that line about the Wife of Bath’s Fifth Husband. The Wife of Bath is Chaucer of course, but I haven’t read my Chaucer. What suggestive thoughts does this reference allude to, in the mind of a better-read-than-me person?

To the Google-mobile!

Ahh, here it is. Oh, boy.

I think I’d best let The Wife speak for herself — first in Chaucer’s original words and then in a modern English “translation”:

Now of my fifthe housbonde wol I telle.
God lete his soule nevere come in helle!
And yet was he to me the mooste shrewe;
That feele I on my ribbes al by rewe,
And evere shal unto myn endyng day.
But in oure bed he was so fressh and gay,
And therwithal so wel koude he me glose,
Whan that he wolde han my bele chose,
That thogh he hadde me bete on every bon,
He koude wynne agayn my love anon.
I trowe I loved hym best, for that he
Was of his love daungerous to me.
We wommen han if that I shal nat lye,
In this matere a queynte fantasye;
Wayte what thyng we may nat lightly have,
Therafter wol we crie al day and crave.
Forbede us thyng, and that desiren we;
Preesse on us faste, and thanne wol we fle.
With daunger oute we al oure chaffare;
Greet prees at market maketh deere ware,
And to greet cheep is holde at litel prys:
This knoweth every womman that is wys.

Modernly:

And now of my fifth husband will I tell.
God grant his soul may never get to Hell!
And yet he was to me most brutal, too;
My ribs yet feel as they were black and blue,
And ever shall, until my dying day.
But in our bed he was so fresh and gay,
And therewithal he could so well impose,
What time he wanted use of my belle chose,
That though he’d beaten me on every bone,
He could re-win my love, and that full soon.
I guess I loved him best of all, for he
Gave of his love most sparingly to me.
We women have, if I am not to lie,
In this love matter, a quaint fantasy;
Look out a thing we may not lightly have,
And after that we’ll cry all day and crave.
Forbid a thing, and that thing covet we;
Press hard upon us, then we turn and flee.
Sparingly offer we our goods, when fair;
Great crowds at market for dearer ware,
And what’s too common brings but little price;
All this knows every woman who is wise.

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