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Another gem from Usenet:

The suite of BDSM fantasies embodied in the new “lifestyle BDSM fancy household” site The Upper Floor are not particularly my thing, but I am pleased to know that the girls in service there are not exempt from a good spanking:

Moreover, it would appear that returning to bed is not an option for a spanked girl who lives on The Upper Floor:

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• Caning Kait And Jessie
• A Spanking BJ On The Upper Floor
• Cane, Incoming
• Cherry Torn On A Spanking Bench
• Spanking Cherry Torn

Given that I have myself not only blogged about finding kinky people in various ways, but I’ve even blogged about Mistress Matisse’s advice on finding kinky people, I found myself in sympathy with her mildly sarcastic (cough cough) remarks in response to a suggestion that she’d provided insufficient info on the matter, leaving it, her correspondent asserted, “completely unanswered”. I’m in sympathy, yes, even unto the tone:

Completely unanswered? Oh yes, my goodness me, how could I have overlooked that? I suppose it’s because in the five-plus years I’ve been blogging (not to mention nine years of Stranger columns), no one has ever asked me where to meet other kinky people. Ever. It’s a complete non-issue. Every other kinky person in the world is born knowing this, and if you don’t – well, I’m sorry, but I’m afraid you’re clearly not kinky.

All right, all right, that’s not very nice of me, is it? But my dear man, you must understand, I have given far more than hints on this subject. This is one of the two most-frequently-asked questions I get, and I have not merely touched on it – no, I have manhandled it. I have spanked it. I have shaken it by the scruff of the neck. I daresay I have thrown this question to the floor, kicked it around, ridden it until it was exhausted, and put it away wet.

I am far from the only sex blogger who has addressed this question, by the way. It was sloppy seconds long before I came (so to speak) on the scene. So for you to offer me a date with it, as if it were a virgin – well, that arouses my sarcastic side. Sorry, it’s an occupational hazard.

When in doubt, Google. Sheesh, you would think they were handing out internet licenses like free candy bars or something these days.

I don’t have an attribution for this, because I found it on Usenet:

I’m fairly sure it’s commercial porn — though probably not primarily spanking porn– and I’d like to know who made it because of the excellent joyous expressions on the faces of the models.

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• The Tale Of The Loitering Schoolgirl
• Punished In Plaid Skirts
• Spanking Those Big California Schoolgirls
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Mindy Lawton, one of the women claiming to have been a Tiger Woods mistress, on Tiger Woods and rough sex:

Describing the rough sex, Mindy, 33, says:

“Sometimes I looked like a rag doll after we’d made love,” she says. “He really did like it quite rough. He wanted to spank me and loved pulling my hair as we had sex. He also liked me to talk dirty to him, but hair-pulling was what really turned him on.”

You gotta wonder what he did when he was (allegedly) with bondage porn star Holly Sampson!

Sometimes even the best ponies get rebellious:

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• Striped And Welted Toons

I could wish for larger sizes than 400×300, but it’s free Flash video, what do you want?

• Bedroom Caning For Two Rebellious Sisters
• Four Delinquents Strapped To The Caning Block
• Pastor McEvil Slowly And Deliberate Purples Her Ass

From Lupus.

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• Punishing The Housemaids
• Caning Block Agony
• The Martinet For The Maid
• Girls In Trouble
• Caning The Princess