Lurkers! Come Out And Say Hello!

No really…it’s safe. Honest.

Bonnie from My Bottom Smarts has been running this thing every year for for five years called Love Our Lurkers day. The idea is to encourage the regular readers to speak up and say hello.

I’m not sure Spanking Blog has ever participated. The thing is, it struck me as a blog meme thing, and i’m incredibly resistant to those. But it’s also a damned good idea, and I try not to be resistant to those.

So if you’re a lurker, say hello in the comments today, please! I’d love to hear from you.

Vicious Cane Blow

Ouch! This cane blow is really gonna leave a mark…

A Spanking For A Spy

Here’s a nasty little gem of a spy novel spanking from an old Nick Carter novel A Bullet For Fidel, rounded up with thanks via The Spank Statement:

Nick jerked the glass forward with he suddenness of a striking snake and flung himself sideways out to of his chair. Cold rum and even colder ice cubes slapped against her face and splashed down the front of her low-cut gown. She made a sound like a police siren and leaped to her feet, waving the little gun wildly and wiping her pretty, creamy-tanned neck with an agitated hand. He caught her gun arm and twisted it upward in one swift, relentless thrust. The little gun dropped to the floor and he kicked it away.

“Now,” he said menacingly, “we’ll do the talking my way.”

Her scream turned into a little yelp of alarm as he pinned her hands in one of his and dragged her back to the chair. He seated himself comfortably and pulled her down on top of him, her firm breasts nuzzling into his knee and her shapely derriere clamped beneath the palm of his right hand. His legs scissored around hers.

“Leggo of me, you bastard!”

“Watch your language, he reproved her. I warned you what was going to happen, and you went right ahead and made it worse. I’m going to ask you a few questions. Miss O’Reilly, baby, and you’re going to answer me – or else.” His hand rose quickly and descended on the small behind. There was a satisfying sound, and his hand stung.

“First. When did you start following me, and why?”

“Following you?” she squealed. “I haven’t been doing anything of the sort! I told you, it was only after the man called you Straven that I even noticed you.”

“Oh, come on, now.” A series of slapping sounds, and a yelp. “You bumped into me three times and you didn’t notice me? You’ll have to do better than that. What were you trying to do, scrape acquaintance or lift my wallet?”

The blonde head turned and the sky-blue eyes blinked at him resentfully. “Neither!” Those were accidents. You can hit me all you like you sonofabitch, but they were accidents. I told you I was sorry, didn’t I? Goddamn! No indeed, I didn’t want you or your miserable wallet. It was just my bad luck I kept on running into you.”

Nick stared into the blue eyes reflectively. There was something oddly convincing about her indignation. She gave a convulsive little wiggle and he slapped her down almost casually. So maybe she hadn’t been following him.

“All right, let’s try the next question. You think I’m not Straven. Why don’t you go to the police, is it because you think you can blackmail me?”

“I won’t answer your questions in this position! Put me down and I’ll talk to you, damn you!”

Nick thought it over. This was quite enjoyable, in a way, but it wasn’t getting him any where.

“If that’s a promise – okay. but first, here’s a little something for lying your way into my rooms and waving a gun at me.” His hand came down hard, several times. Her outraged squeals were music to his ears. She was the least likely and most inefficient spy he had ever met; a Mata Hari with a sore behind.

“Ten…eleven…twelve,” he finished, and stood up abruptly. She thudded to the floor and scrambled angrily to her feet.

She rubbed her bottom soothingly.

Halloween Sale 2010

Every year my favorite sex toy store has a big Halloween sale, which is typically marked by small discounts on everything in their catalog you might want to use in a kinky costume (a lot of stuff!) plus the usual deep slashing more-than-50% price cuts on a few things that they either want to move a ton of or are using as loss leaders. I always try to identify a few of the regular bargains (because who can afford not to shop for bargains?) but I can never avoid drooling over some of the shiny pretties, either.

Bargains first. Relevant to your spanking blog interests, your basic crop and your basic bamboo cane, priced real nice indeed:

riding crop
  Wide End Riding Crop $14 (regularly $29)

bamboo cane
  36″ Bamboo Cane $9.40 (regularly $16)

And now for just one of the shinies! I am not really a rubber fetishist, but looking at these latex stockings (also on sale, but never cheap) might be enough to get me to reconsider:

red latex stockings from The Stockroom

Yum.

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Spanked By The Cisco Kid

“You and I have some unfinished business. Young lady, you need a lesson, and I am going to give it to you….”

Zille Defeu has the video.

The Crop And The Blindfold

Bonnie-Jo writes at Life of a College Spanko:

I was standing, hands at my sides, bottom bared, fingers lightly playing with the sides of my thighs. He was sitting in the leather chair behind me. Silence, then, “Do you remember what you told me I should do to you? Because of how serious this offense is?”

I froze, fingers stilling, then grasped an idea, “Yes… but only if you wanted –” I took a breath, then, resigned, said quickly, hoping the speed could help me get the words out, “Blindfold — me — and — use — the — crop.”

There was history to this. He’d done it before, and I’d freaked. It was the first time I’d told him to stop. Now the magic words “crop” and “blindfold” loomed before my brain, snickering at me, pointing accusing fingers, claiming I was too afraid. I hated being so afraid of anything.

“Yes, you did say that.” His voice was calm. “You said that I could.”

Needless to say, this time she liked it much better…

Holly Heart, Hogtied

Looking at the sweet curves of Holly Heart’s ass as she’s lying there hogtied — and trust me, I am looking — I can’t help but thinking the man with the cane is just misguided when he is going after her feet instead of her bottom:

holly heart in a hogtie and showing her sweet ass curves

Don’t forget to “click the pic” for a much bigger view. Picture courtesy of Hogtied.com.

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