Erica Versus The Spoons
Once again, Erica Scott brings the Bottom Of Kryptonite and the toys don’t survive the experience:

As she explains:
New Guy came over tonight with a three-pack of brand-new wooden spoons. WTF?? The first time he came here, he brought me a birthday balloon and a flower. Now I get freaking spoons?? Is the honeymoon over?
Since they were kitchen implements, he got this crazy idea that I should spend more time in the kitchen. Needless to say, I didn’t share that sentiment. OK, he said, if I wasn’t going to use the kitchen for cooking, then he’d use it to toast my buns.
Yeah, well… I showed him. And his damn spoons.
She has a history of this sort of thing, too.









