Erica Versus The Spoons

Once again, Erica Scott brings the Bottom Of Kryptonite and the toys don’t survive the experience:

broken spanking spoons

As she explains:

New Guy came over tonight with a three-pack of brand-new wooden spoons. WTF?? The first time he came here, he brought me a birthday balloon and a flower. Now I get freaking spoons?? Is the honeymoon over?

Since they were kitchen implements, he got this crazy idea that I should spend more time in the kitchen. Needless to say, I didn’t share that sentiment. OK, he said, if I wasn’t going to use the kitchen for cooking, then he’d use it to toast my buns.

Yeah, well… I showed him. And his damn spoons.

She has a history of this sort of thing, too.

Spanking Lois Lane

Back in 2006 I posted a couple of comic book panels in which Lois Lane gets spanked by a robot that looks like Superman:


Spanked By Superman’s Robot

Lois Lane’s Robot Spanking

Well, now I’ve found the entire comic book sequence from which these panels were taken. And there’s at least one more good spanking panel in the mix, so they are worth revisiting in larger cleaner formats:

lois lane spanked for scheming to marry Superman

lois lane spanked by superman\'s guard robot while Superman watches

Moral: scheming to marry Superman may be harmful to your posterior!

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Birched Blonde

I love the pained facial expression and the pony tails on this Girls Boarding School cutiepie:

birched blonde

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Pretty Good Spanking Party

This must have been a pretty good party, eh?

I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass…..I feel like the cinderella of S&M

Blazing Bottom

When a bottom’s well spanked, we guys all know to do what naturally comes next:

rampant man about to enjoy the fruits of his spanking effort by sexually  plundering a well-spanked blazing bottom

Image is from the Kami Tora fan club.

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Good Service

The service at that new family-style Italian restaurant? It’s hard to beat. You push back from a plate of spaghetti and your waitress is right there to be spanked for any failures of service and to apologize persuasively:

man pushed back from a plate of spaghetti and getting a blowjob from a serving girl with a bright red spanked bottom

From Public Disgrace.

Thrift Store Sorority Paddle

Eliza Jane Black writes “Look what I found at the thrift store! Fun!”

sorority paddle thrift store find

Fun, indeed!

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