Spanking Blog: Adult Erotic Spanking At Its Best

Karl Elvis says Alebeard has the best job in the world.

And then he says it again.

And if you follow those links, you’ll see why he says so.

(Alebeard of course is the creative sadistic genius behind Pain Toy.)

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“MSU to Base, come in! MSU to Base, come in!”

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“Mobile Spanking Unit, this is Camp Smack That Ass Base Control, we read you, over. I say again, we read you loud and clear, over.”

This is an account of the doings of Camp Smack That Ass at the legendary Burning Man event, and their habit of giving away paddles to people who will hold still for spankings.

See Also:

• Camp Spank, At Burning Man
• SpongeBob Spanking
• Public Spanking At Burning Man

This corner time photo promises kinky fun still to come. Yes, her bottom is already red from spanking, and she’s been given a few minutes to think penitent thoughts about her behavior, but if you click through to the uncropped version of the picture, you’ll see that there’s a large dildo and a bottle of lube on the counter behind her:

The night is young, I tell you!

Image credit: Whipped Ass.

See Also:

• Caned Girls Comforting One Another
• Birched And Put In The Corner
• Coveting The Bad Girl Closet
• Enforced Corner Time
• A Little Corner Time

So I’m surfing some random Tumblrs and suddenly I see:

I want to one day make a paddle that is designed with the word “SLUT” imprinted backwards so that when she sees the spanking that was done to her the next day she knows why.

And instantly I think, dude, you need to get out more, you can buy that:

Although I’ll confess, I never was actually tempted to buy one of these, “slut” not being a word that rattles around in much in either my working or in my fantasy vocabulary. Perhaps if they made one that just had star shapes on it, then we’d be in business. Can you picture me whaling away while misquoting Dr. Seuss? “The red-bottomed sneeches have stars upon thars!”

See Also:

• The Black Paddle
• Hardwood Ruler Paddles
• Pile Of Cheeks
• Reader Questions About Whips And Canes And Switching
• Buying Canes

Considering that I just had to delete from the comment moderation queue some rude comments about the physical appearance of one of the models appearing lower on the page, I guess it’s time to remind people:

• Spanking models — and porn models in general — are people. Yes, really.
• They have feelings.
• And web browsers.
• Sometimes, they even stop by here.
• Seeing random rude opinions about their body shapes will not make them feel loved and appreciated.
• There ain’t no call for sharing that kind of opinions. Nobody wants to hear them, so keep them to yourself. Thumper rule is in effect.
• For these reasons were comment moderation queues instituted among mankind. Thus endeth the lesson.

Via Texts from Last Night:

He likes to slap my ass a lot until he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.

Doh!

Via Kinky Delight comes this rare manga-style shoehorn spanking:

Don’t forget to click for the big view.

See Also:

• An OTK Spanking
• Italian Spanking Comic
• The Man With The Bullwhip
• Panty Whipping
• Ouch, That's Gotta Smart