My Spanking Toplist

It’s been seven years since I set up my spanking toplist and at least five years since toplists were web-fashionable. And for most of those years, I have to confess that I neglected mine; cheating used to be a big problem, especially folks who use robots and proxies to send a ton of fake clicks, in order to steal the top spots. And for awhile there, it was just too much effort to stay ahead of the cheaters. I thought I had them licked for awhile, but they evolved faster than me, and so for awhile, I confess that I just gave up.

But the basic idea of a toplist for small spanking blogs and websites is still as sensible as it was in 2004 when I set up Spanking You. If you’re not familiar with the concept, how it works is, you sign up, provide a banner, put up a link to the toplist somewhere on your site where it will send at least a few clicks of traffic to the toplist, and your site gets listed on the toplist. How high you get listed depends on how much traffic you send, but as long as you send more than a few clicks a month, you stay on the list. And because visitors to the list tend to visit more than one site on the list, everybody gets more traffic than they send.

Is it big numbers? No, it’s not. Send 40 hits, you might get 80 back, or 60, or 120. Even if you only get 30, though, here’s the thing; the folks you send were done with your page, and the folks you get back were new visitors, so you’re still ahead of the game. At the end of the day, it’s just a way for small websites in a little niche like ours to spread some visitors around.

As I mentioned earlier, when toplists were fashionable, there were a lot of professional cheaters, which took a lot of the fun out of it … they would always send tons of fake traffic to steal all the premium spots at the top of the list. But these days, with toplists being small beer in the web ecosystem, there doesn’t seem to be as much cheating effort being put into them. For the last couple of weeks I’ve been pruning and weeding at Spanking You, deleting and banning many old cheating accounts, removing inactive accounts and dead URLs, killing broken banners, and just generally renovating. So, even though toplists aren’t cool any more, if you have a spanking site, it might be worth your time to have a look at this one. It’s much smaller than it used to be, but a lot cleaner and small-site friendly, too.

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Punished For Torrenting…On His Account

So Mija got spanked for illegal downloading. Whatever you think of file “sharing”, people get seriously sued for it these days, so you can understand this reaction: “You’re doing this from my account? The one with my name on it?”
You know where it went from there:

Except the heavy ebony hairbrush was on the nightstand next to the bed. This was serious.

I immediately went from feeling sorry for what I’d done to being worried about what was about to happen.

Paul sat on the edge of the bed and put me over his leg. On the one hand this position is easier to hold than being over his lap on a chair. On the other hand, he can pin my arms and legs easily. I’ve never managed to escape or even effectively block smacks. I went over his leg and buried my face in the comforter.

My pajamas were tugged down. A hand spanking started hard over my panties, followed by an even harder hairbrushing. Adding to my intense discomfort was the fact I could hear our new neighbors upstairs. Were they hearing my spanking?

Yes. Yes, they were.

Light Bondage And Birching Porno

I have on my hard drive a file of scans from old porno magazines. The scans are not complete or well named, so it’s tough to say for certain which images come from which magazines. However, I believe these three vintage bondage birching photos come from a mag called Brutal Discipline #1. Of course, the title rather oversells the content, which is not particularly brutal:

birched in vintage bondage

beating her ass with a bundle of birch twigs

more bondage birching, this time on the backs of her thighs

I also have to share you one of the graphical elements from another page of the magazine, because it’s so retro and politically incorrect that I find it incredibly charming:

spanking torture graphic

All I can say is, if these pictures are their idea of how to do spanking torture, they are DOIN IT RONG.

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Spanking Some Booties

It’s booty-spanking time at Clare Fonda Pass. I believe these are from the movie Panties Down:

stripping a big black girl before her naked hairbrush spanking

black girl gets a panties-down booty spanking

otk booty spanking

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Birch Them, Both of Them!

two girls about to be birched

Artwork signature is “Jim Black”.

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A Day On Whip Mountain

Talk about a great way to spend a fine summer day. First, you and your girl climb the mountain:

man and girl climb whip mountain on a beautiful sunny day

Then, you invite her to remove all her clothing. Once she’s done that, you offer her a choice of quality whips:

girl to be whipped in the sunshine chooses her whip from several on offer

Then it’s time for “Hands above your head, dear!” and the al fresco whipping fun can start.

Pictures from Whipped Women.

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Spanked With A Length Of Rope

A simple fold of rope is enough to spank that generous bottom:

a spanking with a fold of rope on her big round bottom

The artist is a 1930s French (?) illustrator called DaniƩlo.