Reviewing A Spanking

One more thing I didn’t expect then about living in the future now: 20,000 smart words in Salon essentially reviewing a spanking scene from a current television show, with compare-and-contrast to the same scene in the 1990s bodice-ripping romance novel the show is based on. Here’s Tracy Clark-Flory summarizing the TV version:

As a result of disregarding her new husband Jamie’s instructions for remaining out of harm’s way, Claire ends up in the clutches of the show’s villain, Capt. Jack Randall. So, Jamie and his men come to her rescue, risking their lives in the process. Once they’re safe back home, Jamie feels it’s time to resolve the issue. He takes off his belt and says, “You’ve done considerable damage disobeying my orders” — he snaps the belt — “and I’m going to punish you for it.” She pleads that she will “never do such a thing” again, but he tells her there’s nothing like “a good hidin’” to get a lesson across. She tries to evade him, he follows and so begins the comedic ho-down music. “There’s such a thing as justice, Claire,” he explains. “You’ve done wrong to all the men and you must suffer for it. I’m your husband, it’s my duty to attend to it.” She begins hurling various items at him — and cut to the scene in the dining hall downstairs where the aforementioned affronted men jokingly speculate about who is punishing whom upstairs.

Indeed, Jamie manages only to yank up her dress and deliver a few blows with the belt before she hits him, kicks him in the face and eventually digs her nails into his cheek. Still, he’s much stronger and overpowers her. She calls him a “sadist” and he replies, “I said I was gonna punish you” — and then, raising his eyebrows — “I didn’t say I wasn’t gonna enjoy it.” The scene ends with the implication that the spanking will continue and, when we see her next, her bum is so sore she refuses to sit down.

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Beaten By The Easter Bunny

Back in the day, the Easter Bunny was more of a bad-ass. Here he’s got some poor soul tied down for a stout cudgeling:

rabbit-beating

It’s actually even worse than it looks; there’s a bunny accomplice off-screen who is flaying our poor unfortunate’s foot. Another source provides this rather cryptic citation: “Cambridge, Fitzwilliam Museum, 298”.

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Panties At Half Mast

These are some well-trained girls. Tell them “report to the office for your punishment” and they show up in perfect uniform, arms outstretched holding paddles, with their panties around their knees:

schoolgirls reporting for punishment with their panties down

From Real Spanking Institute, via Kinky Delight.

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Spank Before The Crime: A Poor Plan

With the addition of a followup punishment scene to help our little fairy lady reestablish discipline after her error, this could serve as the script for a Dreams Of Spanking shoot:

fairy-caning-page

A Poor Plan
By Arnold Foster

A little Fairy Lady, in ungovernable rage,
Showered blows innumerable on her little, luckless page.
The little, luckless page inquired whatever had he done,
Of all his misdemeanors he could not remember one.

The little Fairy Lady said, “It isn’t that, my dear,
But I ‘m going on a journey, and I have to leave you here.
And so I’m going to whip you now for all the tricks you play
And all the naughty capers you cut up while I’m away.”

The Fairy Lady whipped him, and then away she went.
The page at once to tricks and pranks his whole attention bent.
“For,” he said, “I ought to be as bad as I can be,
Since I’ve had all the punishment allotted unto me.”
He teased the dog, he chased the cat, he scared the sitting hen,
And when he’d cut up all his tricks, he just began again.

When the little Fairy Lady returned at set of sun,
And gazed upon the mischief her luckless page had done;
(The cat and dog had run away, and oh! that sitting hen !),
the Fairy Lady said, “I’ll never try that plan again!”

Artwork and poem are from St. Nicholas: An Illustrated Magazine For Young Folks (1873).

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Caned In A Box

During one of the recent interactive live shows at Real Time Bondage, they put Nikki Darling’s upper half in a box, used a butt hook to keep her bottom from slumping, and caned her thoroughly:

Nikki Darling butt hooked in a wooden box

preparing to cane Nikki Darling

caning nikki darling with her torso in a wooden bondage box

closeup of Nikki Darling's ass caning at Real Time Bondage

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Caned Over Pillows

The caner is in shadows, but the light on his work is plenty bright:

caned-over-pillows

From Girls Boarding School.

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Keeping A Secret — With A Stick

In The Crimson Fairy Book (1908) there is a tale illustrated by H. J. Ford called The Boy Who Could Keep A Secret. When he was only a little boy, the king’s prettiest daughter tried to wheedle this boy’s secret out of him. Because he could keep a secret, he refused to tell, saying “I will beat anybody who asks me again.”

Fast forward until he is seventeen. The king’s prettiest daughter comes to him again:

“Tell me your secret and I will marry you,” she said to him; but the boy only gave her the beating he had promised her long ago, when she asked him the same question.

And that’s how you keep a secret:

keep a secret, beat a princess

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