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Janey writes about the time her husband found a silicone cake frosting spatula called the Red Spreader. Turns out cakes aren’t the only thing you can frost with that bad boy:

We had taken my mum shopping and were about to go through the checkout when I noticed this silicone palette knife had appeared in our shopping trolley. I looked at H and he confirmed that he had chosen it, took it from my hand and placed it on the conveyor belt. We were in public, I kept silent – I can do it sometimes you know!

That was the last I saw of it until a cheeky, playful remark on my part in bed one morning had H reaching down the side of the bed and appearing back up grinning, holding the ‘red spreader’ and motioning me to turn over. It was all a bit of a laugh really, until the red devil (as I would rather describe it) made contact. It really packs a sting and immediately started leaving bright pink, palette knife shaped marks wherever it touched. I also noticed that it does not make very much noise at all (at least the implement connecting with the bare bottom bit doesn’t, what it causes my mouth to do is a different matter altogether, but one which can be tempered with the aid of a pillow shoved into it!

‘It hurts, it’s harder than you think’ I moaned, trying to squirm out of the way, only to be met with a resolute ‘good’. He seemed very pleased with the results stopped, looked at the implement, nodded and tucked it away under his pillow.

I’ve really been quite enjoying the silicone revolution in kitchen implements!

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It was really just a clique, but they sort of considered themselves a girl-gang. And finally the school authorities got fed up with their stone-washed shenanigans. Girls, this is absolutely going on your permanent record:

From Real Spankings.

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She wanted to show her new husband something in the book she was reading. He was busy with the newspaper and just grunted at her, so she yanked the paper right out of his hands and threw it on the coffee table to get his full attention. And she sure got it! Now she’s learning that one simply does not snatch the newspaper out of the hands of one’s husband:

Art is by American illustrator Dick Williams.

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Cutiebootie at Incessantly Spanked describes a recent spanking, and what she had to admit before it would stop:

He spanked me with my sturdy purple acrylic ruler over my hot pink panties. I could tell by my guy’s reaction that he liked the colour of them. He alternated slapping the ruler on each buttock. He told me that I was a bad girl each time. He then went into a stern talk about how bad I was. He punctuated each word with a hard slap across each buttock.

My butt was warming up and was stinging. “It hurts,” I said to him, moving my right hand over my butt to rub it. “Move your gorgeous hand,” my guy instructed, tapping it lightly with the ruler. “My bottom hurts,” I whined. He moved my hand, kissed it, and then spanked me some more with the ruler.

I was squirming a bit over his lap as the slaps continued. “It hurts a lot,” I told him. “Really?” he asked rhetorically. He briefly put the ruler down and gave me a dozen smacks with his open hand. “That hurts more!” I protested playfully. “It’s going to hurt more,” he told me, pulling down my panties. “Oh, no… not my bare bottom!” I love when he pulls down my panties to expose my butt. I feel like I have been such a bad girl.

He used the ruler hard across my bare butt. I loved the sound of the ruler landing on each buttock.
“Admit that you’re a bad girl,” he said to me. “No!” I said defiantly. “I will continue to spank you hard until you say that you’re my bad girl.” He probably got another dozen hard slaps in before I finally caved and said that I was bad.

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From Girls Boarding School.

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Two lovely girls just messing around, but since one of them is all dolled up in her equestrienne gear, the other one has inevitably got to get tagged with one good swat:

From Richard Windsor.

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If you’re at all familiar with the Oglaf comics, it’s won’t surprise you to learn that one of his characters came up with the notion of a “trial by fuck” while caught in a tight spot. As she explains it to her captor in this four-page comic:

For fuck’s sake, you joyless shitpail — we fuck. At some point I try to escape. What the hell do you have against fun?

Relevant to our purposes here, it turns out you can’t have a proper fuck trial without at least a little bit of spanking:

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