Birched For Littering
This poster is like old Yakov Smirnoff joke. In Soviet Russia, birch tree birches you!
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Whipped By An Angry Taxi Driver
I guess this traffic control officer tried to ticket the wrong taxi-man:
From the cover of the Italian pulp Taxy Sexy Story.
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That Paddle’s So… Hexy!
Is your favorite spanko (or spankee) a gamer geek, or, perchance, a mathematician? If so, there’s a chance they’ll be as entranced by the hexes and triangles burned onto this sexy/hexy spanking paddle as they are by the spanking itself:
It’s not too soon, is it, to be thinking about holiday presents?
The paddle is the Natural Hex Spanking Paddle.
This handcrafted wooden paddle brings a standard of aesthetic function like no other. The Natural Hex paddle has an ornate hexagonal pattern burned into the spanking surface. This adornment frames each of the many speed-holes drilled through the paddle.
While thick and solid, this hand-carved piece has an easy, aerodynamic swing and a biting sting. Paint its surface pattern on flesh in tones ranging from a gentle, instantaneous pink to deep, merciless purples that fade over the course of days.
The beautiful design makes it as powerful a showpiece as it is a tool. Hand shaped plywood, natural finish. Length: 14″, width: 5.5″, thickness: 0.65″.
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Nettling Himself For His Betrothed
Here’s a tale of self-urtication and cleverness dating to before 1900; it appeared in a Kentucky newspaper of February 20, 1900 but is credited to The Youth’s Companion and concerns an earlier time when the Orkney Islands were apparently much beset by hated press gangs from the British Navy:
One bright young fellow, with plenty of fortitude, saved himself by an ingenious stratagem. He, too, was engaged to be married, and was determined not to be taken from his sweetheart. He was pursued and headed off.
Seeing capture inevitable, before he could be reached he stripped off his clothes, rolled in a bed of nettles, and dressed again.
When the gang came up, he submitted to be taken; but on being brought before the surgeon to be examined his whole body was found to be frightfully blistered from head to foot, and the dismayed official, supposing him to be suffering from some shocking skin disease, that was probably contagious, hastily released him. He was declared unfit for his majesty’s service, and allowed to return to his lady-love and nurse his blisters in peace.
Stout-hearted lad, and a quick thinker too!
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Sent For A Switch
He told her to fetch a switch, which she dutifully and promptly did. But now her look says “you’ve got to chase me if you actually want to give me a switching” and I believe she’s about to get what she wants:
Source of this photo is mysterious. It’s all over a bunch of Russian photo “sharing” sites, always described as “vintage” even though that’s highly doubtful. I would love a proper attribution if anybody has one!
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Punishing Her Thighs
Kel Bowie came to the Paintoy studios today for two purposes only: to make small talk and to get her thighs punished. And she’s already completely out of chit-chat:
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Oops! Start Over From The Beginning!
From the department of “you hate to see stuff like that at this level of play”: Woman Loses Count of Spankings – Master Forced To Start Over.
Excerpt:
Many speculate that Yates made the mistake on purpose. According to close friend and fellow submissive Krista, “she had been complaining about not getting enough play lately, so maybe she just didn’t want it to stop. I mean, you mess up on fifteen or twenty and everyone understands, but 48? That is just suspicious.”
Story is credited to, but appears to have been substantially rewritten since its appearance in, The Daily Flogger.