Hold My Spare Cane
This is utterly classic: poor Abigail Annalee at Paintoy has to hold a spare cane in her teeth just in case the first one breaks. It’s gotta be handy!
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Gore Vidal On Birching
Bring back the birch? Gore Vidal was for it, 40-plus years ago:
I’m all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults.
Quote is sourced to a TV interview with David Frost that was quoted in the Sunday Times Magazine, 16 September 1973.
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Whipped From The Village
An accusation of witchcraft is never a small thing, but lately the Inquisition has been very active in this part of the Germanies, and a woman accused is likely to find her self chained and whipped from the village, on a long and painful journey to a city where an unsympathetic senior inquisitor can take charge of her thorough interrogation:
Artwork is from La Perfection Chrétienne by Georges Pichard.
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Birched For Littering
This poster is like old Yakov Smirnoff joke. In Soviet Russia, birch tree birches you!
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Whipped By An Angry Taxi Driver
I guess this traffic control officer tried to ticket the wrong taxi-man:
From the cover of the Italian pulp Taxy Sexy Story.
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That Paddle’s So… Hexy!
Is your favorite spanko (or spankee) a gamer geek, or, perchance, a mathematician? If so, there’s a chance they’ll be as entranced by the hexes and triangles burned onto this sexy/hexy spanking paddle as they are by the spanking itself:
It’s not too soon, is it, to be thinking about holiday presents?
The paddle is the Natural Hex Spanking Paddle.
This handcrafted wooden paddle brings a standard of aesthetic function like no other. The Natural Hex paddle has an ornate hexagonal pattern burned into the spanking surface. This adornment frames each of the many speed-holes drilled through the paddle.
While thick and solid, this hand-carved piece has an easy, aerodynamic swing and a biting sting. Paint its surface pattern on flesh in tones ranging from a gentle, instantaneous pink to deep, merciless purples that fade over the course of days.
The beautiful design makes it as powerful a showpiece as it is a tool. Hand shaped plywood, natural finish. Length: 14″, width: 5.5″, thickness: 0.65″.
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Nettling Himself For His Betrothed
Here’s a tale of self-urtication and cleverness dating to before 1900; it appeared in a Kentucky newspaper of February 20, 1900 but is credited to The Youth’s Companion and concerns an earlier time when the Orkney Islands were apparently much beset by hated press gangs from the British Navy:
One bright young fellow, with plenty of fortitude, saved himself by an ingenious stratagem. He, too, was engaged to be married, and was determined not to be taken from his sweetheart. He was pursued and headed off.
Seeing capture inevitable, before he could be reached he stripped off his clothes, rolled in a bed of nettles, and dressed again.
When the gang came up, he submitted to be taken; but on being brought before the surgeon to be examined his whole body was found to be frightfully blistered from head to foot, and the dismayed official, supposing him to be suffering from some shocking skin disease, that was probably contagious, hastily released him. He was declared unfit for his majesty’s service, and allowed to return to his lady-love and nurse his blisters in peace.
Stout-hearted lad, and a quick thinker too!
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