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They had a jolly notion of what made for a happy new year and a happy marriage, a hundred-plus years ago in Germany:

As best as me and my good friend Google Translate can make out, the various texts on the card may be loosely translated something like this:

Because your tongue is hateful,
I recommend this practice to you,
The operation is quite reliable,
makes your skin strong and pretty good.

SPANK-HOME FOR GOSSIP-ADDICTS

Happy New Year!

As always, contributions of better translations in the comments are very, very welcome!

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Even the best behavior is no guarantee that you won’t catch Santa Claus in a bad mood, and if he’s all out of switches, he will throw you over his knee and use his rough calloused horny hand:

These photos are web orphans, floating around picture blogs and “funny” photo sites since at least 2010 without any kind of attribution or watermarks. If anybody knows who made them or who is in them, I’d be delighted to hear about it.

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Whatever Our Heroine did to piss off this basement full of nuns, she’s clearly paying for it with more of her ass than she expected. But the ropes on that birching bench mean that she’s not getting out of this punishment until those nuns have whipped away all of their outrage:

Artwork is by M. Del Giglio, and appeared as an illustration in Mémoires d’une fouettée (Paris, 1909) by Aimé Van Rod.

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It’s apparently a classic story from the pre-Viagra, pre-Cialis age: man in a brothel needs a little help with erectile firmness, so one of the ladies whacks his bum with the birch while the other tends to his business.

Image is said to be a tile discovered in 1962 in the burned remains of a London pub (Ye Old Cheshire Cheese) dating to the 1700s. The pub is thought to have been once been a brothel, perhaps not least on the evidence of the erotic tiles?

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• Excited Friar, With Birch

In this standing-OTK position, all she can basically do is flail her feet and squawk a lot:

From the venerable Girls Boarding School site.

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• Sullen And Cute ... And Punished
• Sophie Spanked With Silver Hairbrush
• Bent Over The Foot Of The Bed

Pretty girls and walking sticks, you know what to do:

Illustrations are by Gaston Smit, from a French erotic novel called Le Vaisseau des larmes by James Starbine.

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Something about the color tones and age of this vintage spoon spanking photo make me think it might be Nu-West in origin, but I’m just guessing. Love the authentic facial expression:

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