The play of emotions in this video as he shows his wife some paint stirrer sticks and she seductively inquires “are you going to hit me with them?” only to look crestfallen when he says “Absolutely not, it would be unethical, that’s not who I am.” In outrage: “What do you mean, that is who you are!” And then he saves the day and restores her spirits by offering to swat her with a pickleball paddle instead:
Or if you do rage bait your dom, maybe remember to turn off your location?
The Tatted Brat recalls the time she made both of these mistakes:
I got another time where I rage baited the dom who trained me.
So one night I went out with my friends. I would basically rage bait him while I was out and it was just being playful.
So I’m ragging him. I’m doing this the whole night. So one point he just… I guess he got fed up with it. He’s like, “You do know that I have your location, right? Don’t make me come to where you are and we discuss this little attitude that you have.”
Why? Why did I say “I dare you?”
I didn’t get a response from that.
So 30 minutes go by and all I feel is a hand on the back of my neck.
And I hear somebody in my ear and they saying “Come on, let’s go outside and have a talk.”
From the style I think this meme is a TikTok screenshot escaped into the wild. Evidence, I think, that the young people don’t quite understand how the whole 1950s nuclear family concept was supposed to work:
But then again, how would they? The past is a foreign country, after all. Think about it: To a 25 year old today, 1955 is 45 year (almost two of their present lifetimes!) before they were born. 45 years before I was born, it was still the Flapper era, and the roaring Twenties hadn’t really gotten a good head of roaring up yet. Now or when I was 25, I’d have been hard pressed to joke around about family life in the 1920s; it was and it is now just too far in the past!
Back in the heyday of blogging, there were several entire “spanking” blogs devoted to mainstream images that weren’t quite spanking porn, but that suggested spanking kinkery to a sufficiently pervy/kinky eye. To a man with a paddle, after all, every bent-over bottom looks like it’s waiting for a spanking, does it not?
For the most part I try not to clog up the digital pages of Spanking Blog with vanilla porn that “suggests” spanking scenarios; I am an unrepentant old pervert and you may trust that there would be a lot of it. But every now and then, I can’t resist. The photo above is one case of me failing to make my savings throw. In particular, it’s the pouting/sulky look on the model’s face that enticed me. Maybe she was trying for a seductress’s “come hither” but what she actually got was at best “I’m still super mad at Daddy, but I’m hoping if I look cute enough he’ll decide not to give me this spanking.” Let’s zoom in, shall we?
The model is identified as Ann Wardlough in the August 1975 issue of the British porn magazine Mayfair.
Here’s Ash, showing you how to do it, girls. But probably you should save it for times when you’re ready to get your ass whipped and have a good cry, because that seems like a pretty likely outcome here. It’s definitely cute and fun to watch, though:
Bondage Blog speculates that this 1970s magazine and bondage porn movie beauty has been forcibly bent over and tied so well in order to suffer a variety of physical indignities, but I for one am confident that a stern corporal punishment lies in her immediate future: