Who’s Getting A Cricket Bat Spanking?
When I see a hot woman in a tiny black mini skirt carrying a heavy wooden cricket bat in a raunchy Danish “Color Climax” porn magazine from 1984, I immediately assume somebody is about to get a serious porn spanking:
Sadly, in this case Chekhov’s Gun does not fire. There are no spankings to be enjoyed in that magazine. My apologies.
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