Red Bottomed And Ready For Mating

This is not just true for monkeys you know:

I know at least one woman who is always ready to mate when her bottom is bright red...

As Master Retep explains:

We spotted this sign a few years ago adjacent to an island of monkeys in Dublin Zoo, unedited, unPhotshopped, exactly as displayed for the education of thousands of school children, their teachers and parents.

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