Geez mister! When you told me you were writing your new book “Spanking 101 for Dummies,” I had no idea I was going to be part of your hands-on research methodology….
"...a heavy round wooden paddle with a hole in the middle that leaves fearsome red bruises. And then the shaking girls with beaten butts and tearful faces receive another terrible punishment..."
No, I don’t want to tell you how my day at work went!
That’s the LAST time I offer you a rump roast!
…but she said, “I dare you to!”…
“Does my bum look big in this tanning?”
“Archie!! When I said ‘sometimes I need a firm hand….’ “
If you want to drive a steam train darling you need a tender behind.
“OK, maybe it does hurt you more than it does me…”
That was NOT a banana in your pocket!
See if you get any dinner tonight
Heh, thanks for all the suggestions!
“Heh, thanks for all the suggestions!”
I like that one!
Geez mister! When you told me you were writing your new book “Spanking 101 for Dummies,” I had no idea I was going to be part of your hands-on research methodology….
You said what? To Who?
Don’t look like your perturbed. You started it I finished it.
It was your choice…………………….
Eek! This was supposed to be industrial strength duct tape!
No, that dress does not make you butt look big…it makes it look swollen!