Spanking Limericks

Not long ago I found a scan of what looked like a page from an old spanking magazine. It had a picture and six really terrible spanking limericks. Here are the three best ones:

A thrashing made Farrah’s bum roast.
It looked hot enough to make toast!
She could not decide,
As she wriggled and cried,
If the cane or the birch hurt the most!

When Angela touches her toes,
She weeps and she wails, for she knows
The sting of the tawse
Is going to cause
Her bottom to blush like a rose!

A robot powered by electricity
Has been programmed to spank dear Felicity.
To be spanked by computer
Perhaps may not suit her,
She thinks it might lack authenticity.

Trust me, you don’t want to see the other three.

  1. HAHA commented on June 19th, 2011:

    But we DO want to see the other three. Even eight years later, we totally do!

  2. John commented on November 8th, 2011:

    There was a young girl from Sri Lanka
    Who slept while her ship was at anchor
    She awoke with dismay
    When she heard the mate say:
    “Oi! Hoist up the top sheet and spanker!”

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