Who’s Getting A Cricket Bat Spanking?

When I see a hot woman in a tiny black mini skirt carrying a heavy wooden cricket bat in a raunchy Danish “Color Climax” porn magazine from 1984, I immediately assume somebody is about to get a serious porn spanking:

cricket bat spanking porn setup

Sadly, in this case Chekhov’s Gun does not fire. There are no spankings to be enjoyed in that magazine. My apologies.

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  1. Fr. commented on August 5th, 2020:

    LOL, I never thought I’d see a Chekhov’s Gun reference in a spanking blog, but there ya go.

  2. SpankBoss commented on August 6th, 2020:

    Stuff happens, man…

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