I’ve blogged before about paddles designed for leaving “behind” designer welts. But never before have I seen one that looked as potentially painful or as effective at leaving behind the desired mark than this lovely red anodized-aluminum paddle with the huge heart-shaped cut-out. Applied hard to a cold bottom, I think it could be as effective as a stencil. Behold the “Love Hurts” Heart Paddle:
The Stockroom says of it:
“Love hurts, love scars, love wounds and marks…” We believe those immortal words from Nazareth’s 70’s classic have never rung truer than now, with the new Love Hurts Heart Paddle.
Leave a lasting impression of your love with this sexy red paddle with an open heart cut-out in the middle. This paddle is made of solid aerospace-grade red-anodized billet aluminum! As you display your emotion in one swift strike, air will pass through the open heart as it connects to your lover’s bottom, allowing just enough skin to come through to leave a nice red imprinted heart like a kiss on their cheek.
A smooth black PVC cover over the handle ensures a firm grip so you can prove your love again and again. Made in the U.S.A for superior quality.