Spanking Porn Bargains: Holiday Gift Guide

What do you buy for the man or woman who has everything? You know it’s crunch time, right? There are only five more shopping days before Christmas; Amazon.com is starting to waffle about before-Christmas delivery; and none of your favorite online fetish toy stores have a prayer of filling your riding crop orders in time. The meatspace stores near you are full of ravening hordes of frenzied shoppers, and the remaining merchandise is starting to look like what’s left of a water buffalo after the pirhanna are done with it. What are you going to do?

Spanking Blog recommends: Buy your love a membership to one of the better spanking porn sites. All it takes is a credit card and two minutes, and you can write the password and userID on a nice hand-made certificate and put it in a stocking. Instant delivery, no hassle, no muss, no fuss. What’s not to like?

Let me be clear: I’ve always considered porn site memberships a distinct luxury. The internet is flooded with free porn, and so for folks on a budget, it’s a fair question to ask why one should pay when one can find plenty of free stuff. The answer boils down to quality and convenience. With a membership, you can get more, bigger, clearer pictures, longer movie clips, and a minimum of searching and hassle. When you think about it, it’s a perfect gift, because it’s firmly (er…) in the category of stuff the recipient will enjoy, but would never buy for themselves.

What’s more, giving the gift of porn makes a strong statement to your mate that you love them, that you feel secure in their affections, and that you want their erotic fancies to be tickled to the fullest. Of course, giving the gift of spanking porn (especially to a spanker) may also be hazardous to the smoothness of your unspoiled derriere. But what’s life without a little delicious risk?

Ah, but there’s still one small problem. Sure, buy them a porn site membership for Christmas. But a membership in which spanking site? Porn is very personal, and if your favorite gift recipient is sheepish about their enjoyment of spanking porn, you might not have a zeroed-in understanding of what sort of stuff they like best.

Fortunately, a trend that swept the mainstream porn world a few years ago is finally catching on in the spanking realm. The biggest producers of highly-respected spanking porn have started offering “Pass” type memberships, where for one rate (usually about twice what subscribing to a single site would cost) you can subscribe to four, five, or even six of their sites at a time. The result is a much wider selection (good when gift giving) for as little as about ten dollars per subscribed site. These “Pass” memberships are a real bargain, and I think they are absolutely perfect for gifts. The two best ones are:

Real Spankings Pass

Five sites for $59.95

A Real Spankings Pass buys you unlimited access to five of the most famous sites by the folks who brought you Real Spankings. These sites all feature the hardest sort of spankings, and are notorious for their pictures of girls’ bottoms punished until bruised to a solid purple. Strong, authentic, exclusive American spanking porn featuring stern disciplinarians and very naughty girls. Some of these spankings will take your breath away, and that’s a promise. The pass gets you memberships to:

real spankings
Real Spankings:

This site was one of the first by Amercian porn producers to hit the web, and has always had a well-deserved reputation for authenticity and breath-takingly high quality. The girls are cute and their punishments are sometimes unbelievably severe. No question that these spankings are real; bruises, welts, and real tears abound. Also notable for photosets showing two or three girls being well punished at the same time. Too harsh for some, but many find it a welcome change from all the “his hand is resting on her bottom” bogus spanking porn out there. An early Spanking Blog favorite, and one of the first commercial spanking sites to ever be highlighted here.


spanking teen brandi
Spanking Teen Brandi:

This site features perpetual “teen” Brandi and her endless parade of rebellious behavior. She gets at least one serious spanking every ten days, and her “mom” and “dad” don’t spare the rod. Canes, hairbrushes, menacing paddles, and huge leather straps are everywhere. Brandi’s not shy about crying and yelling when it hurts…and it always hurts! Fully clothed spankings (with appropriately convincing implements) are nice to see, but don’t worry, there’s plenty of bare Brandi on display too. The jeans always come down.


bi spanking
Bi Spanking:

This site features the same sort of high-quality, severe punishment spankings, but in strict female/female contexts with a lesbian-ish (or at least bi-sexual) air to them. As the site puts it: “True accounts of girlfriends getting punished.” Also includes some light bondage. Don’t look for any soft hand spankings; this is all discipline. More pretty girls getting good hard spankings.


spanking teen jessica
Spanking Teen Jessica:

Jessica’s another perpetual “teen” who can’t stay out of trouble; she’s the ultimate red-haired, red-assed girl next door. She’s not here to play: I don’t think I’ve ever seen a spanking model yell harder or get a more purple-bruised butt anywhere else in commercial spanking porn. Her site also features some bondage, masturbation, and girl/girl sex material. But first and foremost, she earns and takes some amazing punishments.


real spankings institute
Real Spankings Institute:

This site is the Real Spankings entry into the spanked schoolgirl arena, and it’s a good one. The Institute “is a school for troubled girls founded on the principles of discipline & education.” The girls must adhere to a strict code of conduct and dress code, and any deviation from the rules results in severe punishment. The site is updated with new schoolgirl spankings three times a week, so the content is always original and fresh.

(Prices and offerings are always changing; by the time you read this information, it could be out of date. If so, sorry!)

Spank Pass

Four Sites for $44.75

A SpankPass subscription buys you unlimited access to four quality spanking sites from the folks who were first on the web with the justly famous Spanking Online. This company practically invented spanking porn for the internet, and their harsh European-style caning photos are utterly distinctive wherever you find them. An endless parade of beautiful, often-blonde girls with well-punished bottoms. You get memberships to:

spanking online
Spanking Online:

As mentioned above, this may have been the first high-quality professional spanking site on the web. The site is famous for its firm canings that leave bright welts on gleaming, lightly-oiled bottoms. But, as the thumbnail at left shows, the site has a wide variety of other strict spanking and paddling material, including some impressive leather strappings. Pretty girls punished very soundly. Legendary but still fresh!


spank my bottom
Spank My Bottom:

This site stars the lovely and trouble-prone spanking models Elizabeth Simpson and Rosaleen Young. Severe strappings and hard canings are the order of the day as these two lovelies misbehave left and right. I particularly like they way they always seem to get in trouble at bathtime and so get soundly spanked and caned while wet. Pretty pretty girls and prettier sore bottoms. Lots and lots of movies and stills.


spanking digital Spanking Digital:
This site is an enormous repository of full-length spanking movies for download. They claim to offer the largest collection of spanking movies on the internet, and I don’t for a moment doubt that it’s true. Download the strictest spanking, caning, and punishment movies in DVD quality, and enjoy!


spanking images
Spanking Images:

This site has a huge archive of spanking photosets, featuring all kinds of authentic-looking spanking, paddling, and caning. Thousands and thousands of spanking porn pictures, and none of them boring. An older site that’s been well-renovated in recent months. The emphasis on still photography might be a bit old-fashioned, but when bundled with these other more video-heavy sites, that’s no handicap.


(Prices and offerings are always changing; by the time you read this information, it could be out of date. If so, sorry!)

Phew! Right there you’ve got, in a (very large) nutshell, a summary of about 75% of the worthwhile commercial spanking porn available on the Internet. I hope you find something your sweetie will enjoy for Christmas!

  1. Anon commented on December 19th, 2005:

    What about sites for spanking purists? By that I mean people that want:

    1) To see spankings, not paddlings, canings, whippings, slipperings, etc

    2) To see spankings, not lectures or endless shots of the spanker walking around the spankee periodically tapping them

    3) To see a nude person being spanked; no costumes, including schoolgirl ones, no stockings and high heels, no panties still clinging to the legs, and no starting the spanking over clothes or underwear

    4) To see realistic reactions from the spankee; no screeching, no frenzied struggles, but also no faint, forced “ow” after each spank

    5) To see a realistic-looking spanked bottom, not one that looks like it was beaten with a sledgehammer

    6) To see spankees in realistic positions, not contortionist ones or ones that they couldn’t be actually expected to hold while being spanked

    7) No bondage gear or other goofy paraphernalia

    Does anything like this exist, and if so, pleeeeeeeeeeeease tell me where!

  2. wannasim commented on December 19th, 2005:

    Thanks for the idea. I agree, why pay,but if you do?… What would you advise in the area of stories, especially in the spanking/punishment (though not necessarily blogs since they are usually more documentary than anecdotal) genre?

  3. SpankBoss commented on December 19th, 2005:

    Yes, what about sites for your flavor of spanking purist, Anon? I mean, good question, but I’ve never seen a site that matches your quite narrow desiderata.

    Trouble is, at least five of the seven things on your list are common fetishes, which means that a lot of spanking-minded people want one or more of those ingredients in their spanking porn. I fear a big chunk of the spanking-porn-consuming public would find your “purist” porn a smidge boring.

    Somebody else commented once that they’d love to see a porn site that featured pleasure spankings, the kind that end in hot sex, and look more like what a lot of loving couples actually do in the bedroom. I’ve never seen a site like that, either, but I’d like to.

    If anybody knows about sites like this, email ’em to me — please don’t post links here. When it comes to pay sites, I enforce my own exclusive monopoly on posting such links on my blog.

    Y’all should understand, when I post about porn sites here I try to focus on what I like about them, or at least what they do well. Nobody doubts that there could be better spanking porn than there is.

    Wannasim, one of my advertisers (herwoodshed.com) runs a collection of spanking stories sites that have good reputations. There are a lot of good free story sites out there, too. If you go to any of the big sex story sites like the alt.sex.stories archive (http://www.asstr.org/main.html) you can filter and search to find a lot of spanking stories mixed in with everything else.

  4. wannasim commented on December 19th, 2005:

    Thanks, I don’t think I know of “herwoodshed” (is this the same as Bethany’s Woodshed.com?). In case others wonder, there is also [deleted], What’s New at [deleted],(great, weekly updated free area), [deleted](not so often updated), [deleted](nothing new in ages but I think would suit Anon’s taste and has audio area too…this is by “[deleted]” WEG), as well as some blogs that do contain stories. I’ve been around web erotica for a while and was hoping for some new leads, before I actually resort to the dreaded “pay to play”.

    [Er, I guess you didn’t see the bit in my comment above where I wrote “please don’t post links here. When it comes to pay sites, I enforce my own exclusive monopoly on posting such links on my blog.” And yes, herwoodshed.com is the url for Bethany’s Woodshed. –SpankBoss]

  5. wannasim commented on December 20th, 2005:

    I’m sorry…guess I was showing off :(

  6. Spanking Bethie » Spanking Good Gift Guide commented on December 20th, 2005:

    […] My honey, Dan, over at Spanking Blog has come up with a great guide to spanking sites that could be the solution to many spanko’s gift buying dilemmas. […]

  7. Jay commented on December 20th, 2005:

    Anon’s comments highlight a common dilemma for us all; We each have our own, highly developed, criteria for the “perfect” spanking. Apparently, Anon has not yet found it but isn’t the searching fun!

  8. jconall commented on September 23rd, 2007:

    OK, so do any of these sites also feature sex after or during spanking? I saw that one had a bi/lesbian theme.

  9. SpankBoss commented on September 23rd, 2007:

    None of these, Jconall. For that, you want Far East Media or maybe Sex And Submission.

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