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Here’s another naked young lady run afoul of scurrilous-looking sailors with whips. And this one’s blonde:
But wait a minute! Those “pirates” are wearing uniforms. What is that, the bloody British Navy? Didn’t they have some sort of superstition against letting women on board ship?
I guess they don’t call it Le Vice Anglais for nothing….
Spanking science fiction? Don’t that beat all!
Joel, and the other five crew members looked at me as I started to detach the fasteners on my space suit.
“Glutial Stimulation Experiments, indeed!” I thought. NASA was concerned about the effects of prolonged space flight, and how it affects human physiology. They knew that physical stimulation was a key element in keeping muscles toned, and in the production of enzymes and other body chemicals needed for the healthy operation of a human being.
The bottom line was, they wanted to know if spanking could be used to counter the effects of weightlessness. I was lucky enough to be the spankee. What a girl won’t go through to get a shot at a shuttle mission!
From Spanked In Space by Mule.
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Here is a long page, culminating in photos, about an apparently famous early M/m spanking movie and the model who starred in it. Male/male spankings aren’t my thing, but the page is a fascinating read nonetheless, as it provides a documentary window into the history of “underground” pornography making. Things sure were different before the Internet!
I realize this whole Daria-the-sex-slave thing is getting old fast, but I stumbled across one more picture that I figured should go up here for completitude.
Besides, Jane’s looking pretty hot in the dominatrix outfit, too.
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Straight from the core of every boy’s pirate fantasy, here’s a female captive who fell into the clutches of the wrong pirate crew, and has gotten her dress whipped off her in consequence.
So, when she cries out in pain, would that be a booty call?
I would be remiss to run a spanking blog without reminding everyone of the lovely and enthusiastic young ladies of Castle Anthrax:
DINGO: Oh, wicked, wicked Zoot. Oh, she is a naughty person and she must pay the penalty, and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon: you must tie her down on a bed and spank her.
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank me.
AMAZING: And spank me.
STUNNER: And me.
LOVELY: And me.
DINGO: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking! There is going to be a spanking tonight!
DINGO: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
GIRLS: The oral sex! The oral sex!
GALAHAD: Well, I could stay a bit longer….
From, of course, Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
I found a blogger with an etiquette issue for which Miss Manners will not be providing a useful solution:
I’m left pondering one major question this weekend: What is the appropriate way to tell someone you would not like to spank her ass? I mean, how does that work? You’re dancing and a woman says to you, “Dance with me, I’ll let you spank that ass.” Isn’t the only response in that situation to spank that ass? Can you ever say, “No thank you, I’d rather not spank your ass right now?” I don’t think so. Conversely, if a woman says to me, “Come here, let me spank your ass” can you say, “No thank you, I would not like for my ass to be spanked at this juncture?”
I have that problem all the time.