Spanking Hitler

Here’s an old magazine cover illustration from that long-forgotten genre of “We’re gonna Spank Hitler’s Ass” WWII propaganda:

Hitler getting spanked

“Why yes, I don’t mind if I do….”

In an article called What Comics Can Teach You About Being A Real Girl, I found this entry in a list of useful phrases for Naughty Girls:

“What are you gonna do? Spank me?”


Uttered in a sultry voice, perhaps with a come-hither wink, this will almost invariably allow you time to escape, as the Good Guy blushes and stammers, or the Bad Man looks suddenly thoughtful. Occasionally you will be taken literally, but as this will inevitably result in hours of wild nookie, there’s really no downside.

Found at Sequential Tart.

Shopping for Toys

Almost any man will tell you that shopping with a woman is a frustrating experience. However, shopping with Michelle might be an exception. Lucky Mike, he’s got a birthday coming up….

Spanking Games

Here are some spanking games that look to be fun if played in the right company. The one called “High Card Spank” seems the least contrived and most versatile. And, although it is designed for two, it might also serve as a great party game if played with the right group of two or three friendly spanko couples.

Spanked for Laughing

From the archives of Screamergirl’s interesting blog (alas not updated very much of late) comes this fun-sounding twist on an OTK spanking:

Anyway, he spanked me. I bought him a new paddle (what the fuck was I thinking?), and we did a fun little OTK thing. He makes me laugh, then spanks me for laughing, then makes me laugh again. He mock-punishes me for incredibly silly things that are semi-serious, but it’s a good way for him to drive home a point (so to speak) so that while I know I’m safe and loved and cared for – I also understand his point of view on certain things. It’s a great dynamic.

After, we had incredible sex (you needed to know that, right?) and then we spent two hours talking….

If you read forward in the archives from there, there’s a lot of intricate soul-searching on spanking and d/s of various flavors. Interesting if, like a lot of folks, you are trying to work out why this stuff is fascinating and fun.

“If you haven’t got a penny, a halfpenny will do…”

Here’s an interesting snippet from an otherwise boring article about British libel cases:

[I]n November 1974 … lieutenant-colonel John Brooks (a former mayor and London solicitor) sued the Sunday People which had accused him of being a sex trap for young girls and of assaulting a student on board his boat.

In evidence the Manchester University student told the court that she was smacked on her bare bottom about 30 times by the claimant. The newspaper had exaggerated the truth, but not by much, and the spanking colonel was still awarded damages – a derisory halfpenny.

These days, the good colonel would have been better off responding to the article with a cheery “Sex trap for young girls? I do so heartily wish it were true….”

Betty Page Spanking

Here’s a neat spanking illustration of a Betty Page look-alike giving a good brisk spanking. She’s already used the belt and now she’s using her hands….

Bettie Page spanking

This looks like it might be by Dave Stevens, who did a lot of Betty Page illustrations, but I’m not sure.

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