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I am not, am not I say, stalking Mike and Michelle. These constant references flow from one simple fact: This is a spanking blog, and right now they are blogging a lot about spanking, and a guy has to cover the spanking news, doesn’t he?

So anyway, things got pretty warm over at their place yet again:

So, we lay there, and we’re still horny, and she hasn’t really been spanked. So, I tell her, I want to spank her, and she moans, and lifts her hips a bit, and so it begins.

In this situation we do them in sets – between 10 and 50 at a time per side, with her counting – 1 Sir, 2 Sir, so on and so forth. We start at 25, and I think hey, maybe we’ll get to 100. Seems like enough for the day, so that we did, 25 and 25 and 25 and 25, not hard at all, and her counting. I was kinda tired, so it was enough to sting, to bring up the red, but wasn’t overly hard.

I got inspired, spanked her asshole for 25, then started in, did another 2 sets on her bottom, then another on her asshole. On and on and on it went. When we hit 300 I asked her if she was ok, and she said yes. Yeah her ass was red and hot to the touch, but she was beyond wet again, and if you could have heard her voice you’d hear how turned on she was.

At 350 I’d slipped my hand between her legs and was fingering her, feeling her tighten with every smack. It still wasn’t hard, but well, it builds you know? She asked me how many, and I told her, and she wanted to keep going.

50 more made 400, and she cried a little, and came too. Hard.

I stopped, thought it was enough. Held her, made sure she was ok. She started stroking my cock, and licked it, made me moan, and said she wanted to finish, get the 500. Nice even number I guess.

So, I took my time, spanked her slow while she jerked me off. We hit the big 5 double zero, then I carried her into bed, and we lingered with our mouths.

I was going to end with a very simple “And then we made love”, but that’s what it all was, just from different perspectives.

And after that, it was Mike’s turn….

Bacchus is right — Audrey is an uninhibited little text-to-speech program. Just ask her to say “After he gives my bottom a spanking, I like to suck my boyfriend’s huge dick” if you don’t believe me.

As you’ll quickly find when you play with these programs, some sentences work and some don’t. But it’s lots of fun to play with. And there are a bunch of male voices to play with as well. The Charles voice does a credibly snooty “Young lady, take down your panties and bend over….”

Here’s an old magazine cover illustration from that long-forgotten genre of “We’re gonna Spank Hitler’s Ass” WWII propaganda:

In an article called What Comics Can Teach You About Being A Real Girl, I found this entry in a list of useful phrases for Naughty Girls:

“What are you gonna do? Spank me?”

Uttered in a sultry voice, perhaps with a come-hither wink, this will almost invariably allow you time to escape, as the Good Guy blushes and stammers, or the Bad Man looks suddenly thoughtful. Occasionally you will be taken literally, but as this will inevitably result in hours of wild nookie, there’s really no downside.

Found at Sequential Tart.

Almost any man will tell you that shopping with a woman is a frustrating experience. However, shopping with Michelle might be an exception. Lucky Mike, he’s got a birthday coming up….

Here are some spanking games that look to be fun if played in the right company. The one called “High Card Spank” seems the least contrived and most versatile. And, although it is designed for two, it might also serve as a great party game if played with the right group of two or three friendly spanko couples.

From the archives of Screamergirl’s interesting blog (alas not updated very much of late) comes this fun-sounding twist on an OTK spanking:

Anyway, he spanked me. I bought him a new paddle (what the fuck was I thinking?), and we did a fun little OTK thing. He makes me laugh, then spanks me for laughing, then makes me laugh again. He mock-punishes me for incredibly silly things that are semi-serious, but it’s a good way for him to drive home a point (so to speak) so that while I know I’m safe and loved and cared for – I also understand his point of view on certain things. It’s a great dynamic.

After, we had incredible sex (you needed to know that, right?) and then we spent two hours talking….

If you read forward in the archives from there, there’s a lot of intricate soul-searching on spanking and d/s of various flavors. Interesting if, like a lot of folks, you are trying to work out why this stuff is fascinating and fun.