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I took The Fetish Quiz [link broken and removed] I found at Her Desires. It’s a fun quiz with lots of detail. Here’s what it says about me, what do you think?

You prefer only females for sex partners. You tend to be dominant. This will impact the interpretation of your various sexual interests. Possibly left over from your childhood experiences is your interest in spanking. You enjoy slapping others, and the color a submissive’s skin turns. Spanking is not child’s play to you. It holds a deep place in your fantasies. You enjoy using rope, straps, etc., to restrain others during sex play … it’s a thrill for you to see them unable to move and completely helpless. You probably have quite a collection of bondage gear ready to use right now. Creating a sensation on someone else through use of various toys appeals to you. Your interest in sensations can be light or it can get bloody hard — literally. But you enjoy it all the same. The fridge isn’t safe when you’re around. Fruits and veggies — provided they are the proper shape and size — are your tools of sexual fun. Big vats of liquidy food make you quite excited. Your mouth is a sacred area that houses a variety of sensations and desires for you. You enjoy having things in your mouth, and you enjoy teasing your tongue with a variety of different stimulation.

I could quibble about a couple of items (slapping? huh?) but otherwise I think it’s got me dead to rights. Now I want all my blog friends to take the quiz too and post the results. C’mon, I showed you mine, now you show me yours!

Here’s a scan from an old bondage magazine. The original caption was “A Horse of a Different Color”:

However, if the gentleman applies that tawse with all the enthusiasm his body language displays, somehow I don’t think it’s the horse that will soon be a different color.

Another of my email correspondents has been kind enough to send along one of her spanking stories. I love to get this sort of mail and I’m happy to provide web space for spanking stories and other goodies that the author may not have a page for. In this case, we have a fun story of a lady whose inattentiveness in her car earns her a whole lot of attention from her boyfriend when they get home:

He demands, “Get that skirt up, now.”

“Noooooo…” I wail softly, but even as I am pleading I have straightened up enough to pull my skirt out from under me and am raising it. It’s like a zombie is moving my hands, pulling my skirt out of the way, bending back into the proper position, and grabbing the lower barstool rung. This is going to hurt.

He waits. I hear him make a murmur of appreciation while gazing on my panty clad bottom, and I smile for a second. The anticipation kills the smile pretty quick. I remember that I am in the process of having my backside turned red. It already stings like mad, and I notice that the brief pause has allowed the fiery hot sensation to catch up with my skin. It couldn’t possibly hurt more than it did when he was actually smacking it, but somehow it does.

From Thoughts (In the Mind of a Spankee) by ~Velvet Dreams.

See Also:

• Angie's First Sex Spanking
• Boys Are Such Chickens
• Cutie With A Booty
• The Spanked Feminist
• Spanking Flirtation And The Art Of The Pickup

Here’s another promotional image from the folks at Red Hot Video:

They are sending me this video for review, so I’ll let you all know how it is when I get the chance.

Awhile back I blogged about useful phrases for naughty girls. Comes now Naughty Choirgirl and emails me to confirm that the phrases work as intended:

“What are you going to do, spank me?” is a line that I have used liberally for years, and the response is much like it says in print. (It either buys you time to run, or it happens. Either way, it’s pretty smoothe.)

I’m delighted to hear from another of my readers, and I wish more of you would write in. I love to get email, and I’m often available by ICQ as well. Don’t be shy, I don’t bite! (Much.)

This is not really a spanking item, but there’s a connection of sorts. I once knew a lady who objected pretty thoroughly to any really effective sexual stimulation, she said it was “too much.” Carly over at Pornblography has a reader who knows how to deal with that little problem:

I’m glad to see the Hitachi Magic Wand getting the attention it deserves.

I use it as a regular part of my practice as a professional male Dominant for submissive women. It is almost guaranteed to make any woman cum within about three minutes, provided she is restrained in the proper exposed position so that she can’t get away from its lascivious vibrations.

I typically don’t apply it directly to the genitalia, but prefer to insert my gloved fingers into the vagina to reach the G-spot while placing the Magic Wand against the base of my thumb. I then use my thumb to stimulate the clitoris. You need a lot of power to make this work and the Magic Wand has what it takes.

I’ve always found that giving a woman pleasure she can’t stop is every bit as much fun as spanking her, and for many of the same reasons.

This is great news: Spanking Blog is not the only spanking blog out there any more. Please welcome The Collar Purple, a very promising new blog by Invidia. The alert reader will notice that she and her lucky husband (aka The Boss) have kindly been sharing stories, art, and essays with Spanking Blog for some time. Now they have a web home of their own, which looks set to showcase Invidia’s excellent spanking art plus links and commentary on the D/s spanking relationship they so clearly enjoy.

So go visit, and send them encouraging and congratulatory emails!

Meanwhile, I’m dickering with Invidia for some of her spanking art so that I can upgrade the Spanking Blog image. Watch for it!