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Geez. I must have made this coffee pretty strong, I’m all exclamation points this morning. I’ll try to mellow it out now.

But this is exciting! (Whoops….) Since July, I’ve been engaged with my readers in a quest to find a retail source for those classic style rattan carpet beaters. Lots of spankos apparently want to try these out, but they aren’t easy to find.

Well, a loyal reader has cracked the case. Gary Switch found the authentic carpet beaters in the Garret Wade woodworking tools catalog. You can order them here (only $15.50). They look like this:

And check out this catalog copy:

This is not for woodworking, but your grandmother would have been very familiar with it. You simply hang your carpets outside periodically and literally beat the dust out of them. The natural Rattan is flexible, yet packs a real punch.

They actually have many home uses that vacuums can’t touch – like beating the sand and grit out of beach towels and picnic blankets (before they clog the washing machine), cleaning the front door mat, not to mention the car mats, getting stuff off of drop-cloths and tarpaulins, and so on and on. This classic household tool has stood the test of time. We like them a lot. They are also great fun.

Try and tell me these boys aren’t closet kinksters! “Your grandmother would have been very familiar with it” – I just bet she would have. “Many home uses that vacuums can’t touch” – check. “They are also great fun.” Ayup.

Gary says “I ordered one and I can testify it’s great fun indeed.” Thanks very much, Gary.

One of the things I’m really enjoying about this blog is that readers are starting to send me their spanking goodies for publication here. While I was gone I received the most delightful spanking fantasy story entitled “Curiosity Spanked The Cat” by calliope. An excerpt:

Her yowls and howls as he proceeded to change her bottom from cream to crimson were remarkably cat-like, and she kicked and cried to no avail.

“Master! Please, don’t spank me! OWWWW!” she screeched in a most unladylike manner.

“I told you, there are certain hand motions which I have to do to ensure that this spell becomes permanent.”

Thanks, calliope!

Hello everyone! Did you miss me?

I had a great time on vacation, but I missed blogging. I have a bunch of wonderful email from people that arrived while I was gone. I’ll try to answer everybody, but it may take some time.

And now to business!

While this is a just an article from a gossip rag, I thought it was kinda funny.

Sandra Bernhard told Howard Stern she slept with Jay Leno back when she and the “Tonight Show” host were both just starting out. And according to Sandra, Jay’s not only extremely well-endowed, he’s also a wild man in the sack. Sandra claims they never actually dated, per se, but they hung out quite a bit and fooled around, Jay handcuffing her and even putting her over his knee and spanking her. What a freak!

Obviously the author of the article just doesn’t know how to have a good time. I’ve always thought Jay Leno was a class act and now I have another reason to like him!

I rather liked this story, but not for the usual reasons. I
didn’t get a bit of titillation from it (I usually don’t from F/f scenes)
but the writing is excellent and there are several parts that are funny
enough that I had to laugh out loud. You can read the whole thing
here. I think the posted story changes from time to time, so I can’t be
certain this link will be valid much into the future. But this one has been
around for at least a few months so perhaps they don’t change it very often,
heh. [Link broken and removed.]

Jennifer waited once again. Her position could not be more vulnerable. She was bent far over, her head hanging down with outstretched arms, her feet spread and hanging down also. Jennifer’s tightly muscled bottom was the highest point of her body and its prominence was made all the more acute by the fact that Jennifer was completely nude.

Jennifer closed her eyes, wishing that the humiliating punishment that she would soon suffer was already over. How on earth could she have ended up in this position again?

All fiction requires at least a tiny suspension of disbelief, some more than others, to be sure! The very best make the job easy despite outlandish situations and unlikely events. On the other hand, a well-written piece can be wildy improbable and still be enjoyable. it’s cotton candy, but you know it’s cotton candy and it still tastes okay.

Master Chris’s stuff is like that. He’s prolific and it’s all good enough to keep your attention and amuse and/or excite you depending on your kink and the story in question.

There’s an archive of his stuff over at the BDSM Library. That site has a lot of stories so is well worth checking out even if Chris’s stories aren’t to your taste.

The extremely talented Lizbeth Dusseau at Pink Flamingo Publications writes one heck of a good spanking story! I have enjoyed everything I have ever read by her. She has a free site where visitors can sample stories that she and other authors have written. [Not any more — link removed — SpankBoss.] Here is a brief excerpt from one of the stories there:

Pushing the robe away with my hand, I bared her twin mounds and they almost took my breath away-so white, so gloriously white, like pristine fields of pale snow in the morning light. They jiggled slightly as I adjusted her on my lap and I could feel her trembling inside the grasp of my arm. Holding her tightly about the waist-because I remember my friend saying that was imperative-I began. Packing a good deal of punch to the strokes I laid on that lovely rear, the results were quite astounding and almost immediate. There was a beautiful pink blush rising within seconds, and the more I paddled her, the more the hue of her flesh deepened in color. The more I worked Bridget’s behind, the more eager I was to make her skin righteously smart. I’m sure my scheme was inspired by her response. She moaned quite sweetly at the start like it was hardly anything at all. But with my anger fresh and unassuaged, I was determined she get my message. She would not be groaning sweetly when I was done!

[2011 SpankBoss update: Google tells me this excerpt is now visible on the web at Pink Flamingo as part of the free teaser for an ebook called Reckless Disregard.]