Spanking Blog: Adult Erotic Spanking At Its Best

An email correspondent recently expressed gentle and understanding regrets that Spanking Blog doesn’t have more for the guy who likes to get spanked. My trouble, of course, is that since my tastes don’t run that way I have trouble identifying what’s hot in that department. But possibly this BDSM scene report from Trinity will be a start in rectifying the problem. It sound like a couple of guys got spanked and whipped pretty hard by some very fun ladies:

The play began with a guy getting his birthday whacks, ten for each year. All the women took turns giving him ten whacks on the ass with whatever we wanted. (Or at least, that’s how it started… by the end of it, it was “however many you want, with any toy at all”, as long as when everyone’s had a few turns we come out to the set number.) It was very fun, because the guy getting whacked was someone who could handle some really nasty hits. All the women were trying to outdo each other and really whaling on this guy. It was nice. It was also nice to borrow some of the other women’s really evil toys and use them. ;) And nice to watch some of the submissive women, who’d never topped at all, timidly go up to the guy and hit him nervously, only to become truly vicious once we egged them on enough. Muahahahahahaha.

There’s more.

Here’s an odd little image that appears to combine a good hard paddling with that odd Japanese puppy-girl fetish:

The first order of business is profuse thanks to Invidia and The Boss from Collar Purple, who were kind enough to blog daily (Daily! I don’t always manage that!) here until my hand-cranked blogging software gave up the ghost and died. I owe them a huge favor. Boss, if your arm ever gets tired…. (Just kidding, Invidia!)

You guys rock. Thanks so much!

Geez. I must have made this coffee pretty strong, I’m all exclamation points this morning. I’ll try to mellow it out now.

But this is exciting! (Whoops….) Since July, I’ve been engaged with my readers in a quest to find a retail source for those classic style rattan carpet beaters. Lots of spankos apparently want to try these out, but they aren’t easy to find.

Well, a loyal reader has cracked the case. Gary Switch found the authentic carpet beaters in the Garret Wade woodworking tools catalog. You can order them here (only $15.50). They look like this:

And check out this catalog copy:

This is not for woodworking, but your grandmother would have been very familiar with it. You simply hang your carpets outside periodically and literally beat the dust out of them. The natural Rattan is flexible, yet packs a real punch.

They actually have many home uses that vacuums can’t touch – like beating the sand and grit out of beach towels and picnic blankets (before they clog the washing machine), cleaning the front door mat, not to mention the car mats, getting stuff off of drop-cloths and tarpaulins, and so on and on. This classic household tool has stood the test of time. We like them a lot. They are also great fun.

Try and tell me these boys aren’t closet kinksters! “Your grandmother would have been very familiar with it” – I just bet she would have. “Many home uses that vacuums can’t touch” – check. “They are also great fun.” Ayup.

Gary says “I ordered one and I can testify it’s great fun indeed.” Thanks very much, Gary.

One of the things I’m really enjoying about this blog is that readers are starting to send me their spanking goodies for publication here. While I was gone I received the most delightful spanking fantasy story entitled “Curiosity Spanked The Cat” by calliope. An excerpt:

Her yowls and howls as he proceeded to change her bottom from cream to crimson were remarkably cat-like, and she kicked and cried to no avail.

“Master! Please, don’t spank me! OWWWW!” she screeched in a most unladylike manner.

“I told you, there are certain hand motions which I have to do to ensure that this spell becomes permanent.”

Thanks, calliope!

Hello everyone! Did you miss me?

I had a great time on vacation, but I missed blogging. I have a bunch of wonderful email from people that arrived while I was gone. I’ll try to answer everybody, but it may take some time.

And now to business!

While this is a just an article from a gossip rag, I thought it was kinda funny.

Sandra Bernhard told Howard Stern she slept with Jay Leno back when she and the “Tonight Show” host were both just starting out. And according to Sandra, Jay’s not only extremely well-endowed, he’s also a wild man in the sack. Sandra claims they never actually dated, per se, but they hung out quite a bit and fooled around, Jay handcuffing her and even putting her over his knee and spanking her. What a freak!

Obviously the author of the article just doesn’t know how to have a good time. I’ve always thought Jay Leno was a class act and now I have another reason to like him!