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I described a while back the fun I had with my too-distant inamorata, when she first began to grow concerned about the total of all the bratty impertinences I have been recording in my little book. Given the tally of days and phone calls remaining until we can visit (and begin to clear accounts), she’s right to be apprehensive.

So the day after that last post, she sends me pictures of her playing with her clothespins. Of course I immediately ask if I can post one to illustrate my tale here on the blog. She assured me in horrified tones that none of you would be the least bit interested in the pictures. I laughed at this. Conversation continued.

So, too, did impertinences. She’s particularly fond of saying “Shut up!” when being teased. A painful habit, I’m assuring her. Offenses continued to mount. She began to bargain more vigorously. Specifically, she began to inquire what she would have to do to reduce her recorded total of accumulated offenses.

Well, my loyal and faithful readers, I was standing ready with an idea. Sacrificing my own fun for your benefit, I offered a modest decrement in exchange for photographic publication rights to a single picture. She, predictably, was horrified. Outraged! Scandalized! What kind of girl did I think she was? (Well, perhaps I exaggerate a smidge.) Anyway, it quickly became clear: her real objection was that the modest decrement on offer was too modest. She counter-offered with a much larger number. Too large. My reel began to spin and the line spooled out swiftly.

To make a long story short, after days of entertaining dickering we reached a compromise. Her first and largest recorded offense is now erased, and all my fun forwent, so that I might bring you this lovely picture:

I hope you all appreciate the sacrifices I make for you, my loyal readers. {grin}

Katy from Captive Heart likes the “reasons for whipping” list below, proposing by email that it be modified only slightly for women:

“I would suggest whipping women for all kinds of things: adulterous thoughts, staring at a man’s cock, and taking too long to orgasm!”

(Or maybe, I just like to be whipped….)

Thanks, Katy!

Here’s a goodie for the fellows who like to be on the receiving end. Writes total_girlpower@yahoo.com:

He did something for which he apologised. I
told him that was not good enough and that he should be whipped. His
mistake was agreeing. So off to the woods, and I did it the old-fashioned slave days way.

He was naked tied with his arms and legs
spread out. My best friend came along and doubted I would do and that
I showed no mercy. I used a three-foot quirt on his backside for one hour. When I was finished, he was on his knees whimpering. It was the best
rush I ever had.

Later I made him perform, and he was the
best. After that, he gave me a back rub because I was sore from the
whip workout. He was hard at first when I tied him up. However, I beat him
limp. Talk about power.

All men should be whipped to show who is
boss. The Spartans whipped their men once a year with girlfriends and
wives watching and they were naked. I would suggest whipping men for
all kinds of things: adulterous thoughts; staring at women and girls
wrongly and premature ejaculation.

But this is not that sort of blog. So, in the interests of turnabout (and because total_girlpower isn’t here to be turned about over a knee while she gets her bottom emblazoned with the marks of her own quirt) what’s the equivalent list for women?

“I would suggest whipping women for all kinds of things: ____, ____, ____….”

Help me fill in the blanks. Suggestions?

Mike and Michelle are at it again!

She said:

“…I can barely sit because Mike smacked the ass off me this evening.”

He said:

“Chelle and I played a bit today – me catching her playing with herself without my permission. It can be very fun, very intense.

Her ass ended up very reddened, though it was her own fault. She sulked a bit,
which got me going more, and well, a very very sore bottom resulted.

Can anybody think of a better way to deal with sulky girlfriends? No? I thought not.

I love this picture because both parties are clearly having so much fun:

I have reason to suspect it’s a promotional still from a movie. Does anyone recognize the movie? I’ll bet it’s a fun one.

Update: Thanks to all three people who wrote to tell me this is from a 1975 British film called “The Ups And Downs Of A Handyman“.

See Also:

• Brandi's OTK Bedroom Spanking
• Face Of The Recently Spanked
• On The Spanking Stage
• Spanking Some Booties
• She's Contrite...But Still, Spanked

Thanks to Gary Switch for sending along a link to The Spencer Spanking Plan, that notorious 1930s progressive document for the scientific adjustment of marital difficulties. Of course I can’t approve of it wholeheartedly, as it lines husbands up for their fair share of domestic discipline. (I’m all about the delicious double standard that spares my pristine buttocks and reddens hers.) Still, for all that The Plan is a kinky blueprint masquerading as scientific sociology, it honestly pegs several of the benefits that one still hears domestic discipline aficionados describing today:

Just what is a modern spanking or whipping?

It is a product of today — an act of discipline given under carefully defined and controlled conditions. Brutality is entirely foreign to the idea. Revenge, oppression, force, and violence are all frowned upon and do not enter into the Plan in any way. The idea of a modern spanking is to administer punishment when it is needed — then make up and forget the whole incident.

In this way, every disagreement is effectively closed before it has time to ferment into serious discord — to grow into hatred or an indifference which even a great crisis may not be able to heal. The couple that has every difference out when it arises is not likely to build up an antagonism that can be settled only in the divorce courts.

Also, should modern spankings and whippings be administered, they tend to improve dispositions, increase domestic happiness, create a much more desirable spirit of unselfishness, and eliminate much other unpleasantness.

See Also:

• Origin Of The Spencer Spanking Plan?

If you have foolishly been failing to stop by The Collar Purple on a daily and religious basis, you will have missed the fact that Invidia has been doing a lot of excellent spanking art lately. And The Boss has been compiling quite a collection of his nifty 55-word spanking nanofiction stories. Here’s an example of Invidia’s latest art (look for the 11.09.03 entry):

Yummy stuff, I tell you.