Pink Floyd For Spankos
A reader sent along the following “altered” song lyric:
What Do You Want From Me (Spankee Version)
Original lyrics by David Gilmour (Pink Floyd)
Altered lyrics by A.L.T.As you look around this room tonight
Take me over knee and dim the lights
Do you want my screams?
Do you want my tears?
What do you want?Should I count until I can’t count anymore?
Take every swat till my bottom is raw and blue?
Do it all to please
What do you want from me?Did you say that I did something, a big no-no?
If I promised never again, would you slow?
Should I take all of the pain?
Do you want me to wear my collar and chain for you?
To meet your kinky need
What do you want from me?You can have anything you want
You can spank, you can flog, even tie me up
Anything you wantYou can own every part of me
Tell me you’re in complete control
That’s really what I needYou can lose yourself this night
Tan my hide, give me reddened backside
I won’t even fightWhat do you want from me?
I don’t know enough Pink Floyd to tell how funny this is, but it sounds promising!





