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You would think that adult webmasters would have better things to do than sit around spanking their models, wouldn’t you?

No, wait a minute. Why would you think that?

What a horrifying punishment: this teen girl pulled a deeply foolish stunt to impress her boyfriend, and wound up getting strapped while he watched. At least he was duly impressed:

Wack! The strap smacked my daughter’s pert bottom soundly, and she yelped and jumped convincingly, but I seriously doubt she felt much through her thick jeans. “O-One,” she breathed, and I gave her another. By the time I’d gotten to five her voice had a slightly different tone to it, a little protest, perhaps, and I knew I was finally getting through her jeans. By eight she was crying, and she let out a cry at nine. After ten she began to sob, most likely with relief, and I turned to Tom.

“Okay, Tom, you may go home.” He nodded and started to leave. “Don’t forget to ask your pa for that whuppin’!” I called after him and I saw Jenna wince. I approached her and smiled.

“That was a good performance, dear. You really make it seem like it hurt.”

“B-B-But it *did* hurt, Daddy.” she moaned.

“Psshaw!” I spat. “We haven’t even started yet. I doubt you could feel a branding iron through those thick jeans of yours, let alone my feeble strap. Now drop your pants like a good girl and bare that bottom for a proper lickin’!”

Crying, the girl did as she was told, and indeed I saw her bottom was barely red. There were one or two red marks, but most of her butt was milky-white skin just waiting for my strap.

“I suppose you understand why we are doing this?”

“Yes, Daddy. I rode the tractor without permission.”

“Exactly. And for a foolish reason, at that. Just to impress a boy! That’s why I whipped you in front of him, Jenna. You think he’s impressed with you now?”

She began to really cry again when I said that and I smiled to myself. Actually, Tom was *very* impressed with her, if I wasn’t mistaken about that bulge in his pants. Nothing turns a guy on like the thought of a beautiful, innocent girl behaving naughtily and getting her bottom spanked for it.

From “The Tractor” by the Flogmaster.

If you’ve been around the spanko community any time at all, you’ll know there are a lot of girls who want a spanking but don’t know how to ask for one. Well, here’s one good way:

It took some time to get up the nerve, but I finally asked my husband to spank me. He is always willing to try new stuff so he tried it. At first it was okay, but not what I imagined. I think he was more afraid of hurting me than anything else. I assured him I would let him know if I was being hurt.

Over time the spanking kept showing up, but never like I had imagined it. That is, until the past few months. He now realizes that I really do enjoy to be spanked hard, and that if he gives me this pleasure, then he is in for a treat.

A few nights ago he wanted oral sex. I was okay with this but I wanted a spanking. I would suck for a few seconds then stop. Finally he asked what I wanted, and I told him a spanking. He did spank me! In return he said he got the most excellent blow job he had ever had! I am not one to swallow and had only done it once before but he got me so excited with the spanking that I just could not stop! Since that night he has spanked me several more times and I believe he has enjoyed it as well…if you get my meaning!

We men are reasonably simple creatures.

If I had to use a crayon, this is the crayon I would use:

Fortunately, there are much better tools.

Dan Savage, a kink-positive gay guy who writes the justly notorious “Savage Love” sex advice column, got the standard “How can I get my husband to spank me?” question:

I look at spanking pages on the Internet; it’s becoming a bit of an obsession. I asked my husband to spank me and he has, a couple of times. I’m afraid that if I tell him how much I like it, he’ll think I’m weird or freaky, but I’m also afraid of not getting the spankings I crave. How do I tell him? I asked him what his fantasies are, but he says he hasn’t got any. Is this possible? —Please Answer This

It’s entirely possible that your husband has no fantasies, PAT. The sexually frustrated, kinky person in a straight relationship is not always the husband or the boyfriend. Sometimes it’s the girlfriend or the wife. So you want spankings but you don’t want your husband to think you’re weird or freaky. Sorry, PAT, but that’s impossible. Until you take responsibility for your fetish—until you let your husband know just how weird and freaky you are—you’re never going to get the spankings you crave. So how do you tell him? Like this: “Remember those few times you spanked me? It was great. I loved it. It turned me on so much. I love being spanked. I want you to spank me on a semi-regular basis. And whenever you bend me over your knee and call me a bad girl and tan my ass good, I promise to fuck your freaking brains out. Is it a deal?”

I’d classify that as a brusque version of the standard answer: “Just ask him, and make sure he understands it’s gonna be well worth his while!”

However, I refuse to believe than any man has no fantasies. “I don’t have any fantasies” is code for “I’m afraid to tell you because you’ll think I’m sick and weird and you’ll never want to have sex with me again.”

Here’s an amusingly large wooden spoon, being put to its highest and best use:

Guaranteed to stir up a heartfelt desire to please!

Via Usenet.