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OK, Bethie found this in a thread over on Spanking Classics. If you go to this page (Southern Fried Records) and click the link in the lower left that says “Click here if you want to see the ARMAND VAN HELDEN ‘Hear My Name’ video” you’ll be treated to a music video that features nothing but a bunch of sexy otk spankings. The tune is a catchy neo-80s pop sort of thing but the spankings are quite entertaining.
Got a very lame email this morning. Golfdude1955@[xxx].com wrote, and this is the full and complete email:
i am very interested in videos, books, magazines and any articles on spanking if you could send them to me please…………. my e-mail address is; lady[xxxxxxxxx]@[xxxxx].com….. i thank you for your help and support………… i get very hot and wet thinkinking about how arousing it is and would be considering my boyfriend has spanked me numerous times….. it gets my naked pussy very wet and horny……… sitting here thinking about it, i am wet and dripping now………….. again thank you and please hurry with some free material ! ! ! … i like seeing and watching other girls getting spanked and loving it…….. thier naked bodies getting very aroused over it and i also………….
I’ve obscured the email addresses, given the possibility that this is some sort of mean-spirited prank. If it’s “just” begging for free porn, it’s worth reproducing for the humor value. It puts me in mind of a man standing in the middle of a fresh tomato patch while begging for canned tomato paste.
If you need a kneeling slave girl for your Windows wallpaper, Invidia has got you covered today:
While doing the artwork for my new quiz, I rendered a beautiful picture of a slavegirl that TheBoss and I both agreed would make excellent desktop wallpaper. I hope you enjoy this picture!
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Pardon my dust; I’m working on a new template. Right now it seems to work in a modern version of Windows Explorer, but is otherwise untested. Please leave a comment with your browser type if it’s obviously broken in your browser. Thanks!
This cute young lady is Rosaleen Young, who seems to get in an awful lot of trouble. This wet-bottomed bathtub spanking is typical for her:
“Splat! Splat! Splat!”
The folks from Red Hot Video have been talking for awhile about sending along one of their “Red Assed Lap Dancing” spanking DVDs for me to review. Last week, I finally got one.
They sent me Red Assed Lap Dancing 19: Bottoms Up! which Bethie and I watched a few days ago.
The movie breaks no new ground in plotting, but it’s a very nice spanking movie nonetheless. There are three formulaic scenes: in each, a pretty model (and all three models are quite young and attractive) shows up at the same crappy motel room for a photo shoot, and quickly gets snotty with the photographer. He immediately throws each girl over his lap and begins to spank her.
And spank her. And spank her. And spank her. Folks, this guy has hands of cast iron and the timing of a metronome. The bottoms turn bright red in an alarming hurry, and he keeps going…and going…and going. His hand never seems to get sore, but the girls sure do! They cuss and bitch and moan and yell and (in one case, near the end) cry – and it’s clear a couple of times that they’ve gone beyond acting into genuine “oh my god ouch!” mode.
There’s not a lot of dialogue beyond the complaints of the girls and some limited lecturing from the spanker. There are some bizarre sound effects (like an electronic version of one of those plastic fairground wolf whistles) that are on the soundtrack at unpredictable and inexplicable intervals. But mostly, there’s pretty red bottoms getting spanked hard.
Filming is a little dull (most shots appear to be from one of two fixed cameras, and the spanking stays very carefully in one place so as to stay centered in those fixed fields of view) but the content more than makes up for that. Pretty models whose bottoms actually get spanked and who are obviously feeling it make a spanking movie worth its price. And that’s just what this movie delivered.
I won’t lie to you; Bethie and I were laughing in spots at the cheesy lecturing and the somewhat overwrought complaints of the models. And we kept going “WTF?” at the electronic wolf whistle sound effect. But Bethie was kissing up to me in sympathy for the red bottoms, and we both marveled at the stamina of the man doing the hand spanking. All in all, it was quite entertaining.
Update: Greg writes “we actually shoot with FOUR camcorders. That
would be one hand-held and three (front, back and side) stationary.”
Here’s an ancient illustration of a young lady kneeling on a table being menaced with a martinet:
From the dish in front of her, I can’t escape the sense that she has just been forced to eat her broccoli.
