Spanking Blog: Adult Erotic Spanking At Its Best

Here’s a “serious” BDSM smiley / emoticon (eroticon?) for y’all:

Lisa at Lessons Learned tells us about her session on Ms. Patty:

After the kids left on Sunday night, M. set out to prove to me that he can make Ms. Patty fun if he sets out to do it, maybe. He used my favorite paddle for what felt like forever, at a pace I could handle, until I was flying high. But then he got out the damn fiberglass evil stick, which should be illegal.

C’mon, Lisa, don’t hold back. Tell us how you really feel about that stick….

Remember Rosaleen Young, last seen in this space standing in a bathtub getting her well-spanked bottom washed with her wet undies still on? No, it didn’t make a lot of sense, but it was sort of fun. So’s this picture of her.

Clearly, nobody is sparing the rod where this young lady is concerned!

So Philip at Hot Action was having a pretty good night, and it just kept getting better:

I came at the exact same point on the CD both times–in the middle of track 13, “Closing Question,” just before the sampled voice says “Play me a funky-ass bassline.”

“That must be the average duration of the sexual encounter,” she said.

“Curses!” I said. “The formula has been revealed.”

We snuggled in and flopped all over each other, and our hands came to rest on each others’ bums.

Pat pat, pat pat pat.

Smack, smack, smack.

A few posts back I let slip my ignorance about an event called Fantasm. Here are a couple of LiveJournal posts by Bridgett that have brought me up to speed:

Fantasm Report Part I
Fantasm Report Part II

A flavor sample:

I taught a LOT of workshops this weekend. The first was actually me as the demo bottom/backup voice for Boymeat’s Foot Fetish/Torture class. I swear Boymeat, you need to change the title. People don’t get it, and most folks just look at titles, not descriptions. I need to change the name of my punching class for that matter. But it went very well, even though the class was relatively small. The stun gun came out… and oh, how I loved the single tail.

Sounds wild indeed.

Blonde writes:

Friday we had a fantastic day. We sat outside on the patio, poolside, while he cooked the steaks on the grill…. To fill his time while he grilled he kept his cane handy and made patterns on my butt.

It’s tragic, I tell you, how the world will never appreciate the restraint I’m showing by eschewing various cheesy comments about cooking, grill marks, hot meat, and so forth. Verily I am a prince of decorum and a paragon of good taste.

No, wait. I just blew it, didn’t I? Doh!

It’s always fun to come across spanking information from other cultures, especially ones that don’t have our usual American hangups (even if they may have some radically different ones). From India, land of the Kama Sutra, comes these tips (published in the Women section of the India Times) on spanking:

Every guy has a strong
desire to spank his woman during sex.

While it is the most natural thing for a man to do, he needs
to find out whether his woman shares the idea behind this kinky fetish.

If your woman is the sort who is aggressive during sex, or
likes you to be aggressive then go for buttock with a firm spank. She is
definitely game for dominant sex.

…

If you hear her moan and not scream with pain, make it
slightly harder the next time. But a big no-no is asking her whether it hurt or
whether you can do it harder. You’ve just got to judge by her reaction. And
once you figure out your woman, you can have a spanking good time!

That’s just an except, I’ve left out some of the basic spanking information that was included in the article.