A Harsh Nettles Spanking
Since we’re on the subject of pervertible botanicals, how about stinging nettles? This has gotta hurt: the nettles spanking gallery at Urtication.com.
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More Illiterate Spanking Personals
Continuing the theme, this from Analyze Julie:
Overall, my biggest complaint: illiteracy. To any of the 106 responders I didn’t connect with: if you had just written a grammatically correct email, WE MIGHT BE HAVING SEX AT THIS VERY MOMENT. I wanted to give everyone a shot (not at having sex, but a shot at connecting with me, and that might have led to sex). I honestly think, out of the 110 responses I received, probably 90 contained bad grammar, misspellings, and/or were far too short to even glean any information about the responder. I’m not kidding: 90 out of 110. That means that I didn’t even have to evaluate 82% of the responses, because they’d already put themselves out of the running.
Like it or not, boys, spelling and punctuation matters.
Paddling A Schoolgirl
Is it really possible I’ve resisted the temptation to post Girls Boarding School pictures for almost six weeks? I’ve got to fix that!
Bettie Page Gets A Hairbrush Spanking
I found this nifty Bettie Page spanking photo on Usenet:
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Bad BDSM Personals
Apropos the last post, from Mistress Matisse’s latest column on translating BDSM personal ads:
The ad says, “I AM A TRUE DOMINATE, I WANT VERY MUCH TO PLEAZE YOU.” The translation is, “I’m a horny Net geek with no fucking idea what any of this BDSM shit means. I’m just hoping some pussy falls onto my face.”
Indeed.
More Lame Spanking Email
I try, I do try, to be nice to the people who write to me. But sometimes I get an email so breathtakingly lame that I just have to share. The subject line was “hey” and the complete message reads:
hey pretty lady any lady want spank nude male ass you make horny feeling hot sex night?
Wow.
A Riding Crop On The First Date
The subject of how you tell that new person in your life that you’d like to spank them keeps coming up. Getting the timing right and doing it smoothly are not easy. Here’s another how-not-to-do-it anecdote for you. Talking about your toys on the first date, out of the blue? Efficient perhaps, but neither suave nor debonair. From Falafel Sex:
As we drive I find myself learning all about his riding crop that his previous “ladyfriend” had given him.
Me: Riding crop? Do you own a horse?
The Date: Grin… “No.”
Ohhhh kay.
Dude, what where you thinking?