Spanking Blog: Adult Erotic Spanking At Its Best

I’ve been sorely remiss in my reviewing duties of late. Back around Valentine’s Day, Bethie and I watched The Vacation from Spanking Epics. We enjoyed it so much, we watched it a second time! It’s very entertaining with some hot spanking, too.

Since the plot is well-summarized at the links above, I shan’t waste your time repeating what happens in the movie. Instead, I’ll tell you this is a spanking movie that actually has a plot, and spends a fair amount of time developing it before diving into the spankings. The acting is better than normal for porn movies, but still a little bit amateur in the sense that some of the lines sound recited, rather than natural. It’s not a problem, trust me. Both of the female leads are both pretty and cute, and they brat their way into a number of well-deserved spankings.

This movie is emphatically not for fans of extremely harsh spankings, however. There are several OTK scenes that didn’t work for me, because the ladies went from snotty to pleading after just a very few light, measured hand swats (or, in one case, hairbrush swats) that couldn’t possibly have caused that much attitude adjustment. However, some of the other scenes are very plausible indeed, and plenty hot.

There’s an extended flashback scene in which one of our heroines is extensively spanked by hand, with a yardstick, and with a cane by a dirty-old-man professor; if you like such scenarios, you’ll really like this one. The professor is impressively sleazy and very stern. The spanking progresses from mild to (by the time the cane comes out) plenty hard enough to make you believe his victim is feeling properly chastised. She winds up with a pink bottom and some visible marks, but nowhere in the movie will you see vivid or puffy welts in the style of those Eastern European offerings I’ve reviewed from time to time.

By far the hottest scenes in the movie come near the end, when both female leads receive a joint, richly-deserved outdoor switching. Although the switches are not administered very hard, they nonetheless raise a respectable pattern of red marks on deserving female bottoms. At one point one woman is being held by one hand as she tries to run, resulting in a noisy and hilarious orbit around the man with the switch as he calmly keeps switching away.

The entire movie is done with a tongue-in-cheek humor that makes it fun to watch even when no spanking is happening. All the main characters are sympathetic and likeable, even when in full brat mode. You’ll laugh, you’ll snicker, you’ll want to go out into the woods and cut a switch. Recommended!

I’m not entirely sure just what’s going on here, but there’s a “we’re already drunk and it’s time to leave for the costume party” vibe to it:

If you can’t laugh at spanking porn, you shouldn’t be viewing it. Sometimes the scenarios are just too funny.

Let’s say you’ve got a wading pool in your fancy house, and it’s all of eight feet wide and eighteen feet long and (if you’re lucky) four feet deep at the deep end. And let’s say it’s in a room not much bigger than the pool, so you’ve painted murals on the walls and put up a fake plaster balustrade so you won’t die of claustrophobia while standing in your pool. And now let’s say your rebellious college-aged daughters come along and decide to defy your authority by sitting on the freakin’ steps of your pool, instead of going out and smoking pot and giving blowjobs to their boyfriends like normal well-behaved college girls ought to do:

Obviously, you would have to howl with outrage:

And read them the riot act:

And then, of course, you would have to strap their asses:

And just to drive home your point about the dire perils of unauthorized pool-step-sitting, you would have to bend them over your phony plaster balustrade and cane the heck out of their rebellious damp bottoms.

You guessed it: I’m really just jealous about the pool.

Pictures are from Spank Christina.

Ladies and gentlemen, I do believe I have another convert to the concept of spank-mercials! Kasey writes:

Did you know that the commercial breaks on FOX are very LONG? And there are a lot of them? Hubby thought this would be a fun time to work on his technique, so I got a little of everything.

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My butt was burning, but there was time to recover and I was definitely excited; as his finger in my cunt established after the second commercial break. This went on and on, I didn’t keep track but I think there were at least 6 commercial sets — Hubby used the spoon, the purple cat of nine tails, the slapper again and on the last break the paddle.

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He really enjoyed spank-mercials, he smiled all the way through. When I asked him why he enjoyed it so much, he replied “Naked girl with a pink ass begging for me to stop a well deserved punishment, what’s not to like?”

Couldn’t have put it better myself!

The same fashion company that ran these spanking ads has a semi-lame flash spanking game on their website. Thanks to Daniel for emailing the link!

Somebody recently posted the Spanking Blog background art (Invidia’s lovely work, for the use of which I shall be eternally grateful) on their blog, with suitable compliments. I went to comment and give Invidia her props, and discovered that the blog in question was only allowing comments from people who first register with Blogger.

Sorry, but SCREW that. I’ve already got forty or fifty web passwords, there’s no way I’m memorizing another one just to comment on somebody’s blog. It also makes me less likely to link there, because it’s just too damn reader-unfriendly.

Blog comment spam is a pain in the ass. Trust me, I know. But that’s the wrong answer.

This is the sort of image that puts one in mind of those legendary schoolmasters who made schoolgirls take down their knickers for punishment, and then spanked them for immodestly displaying their naughty bits. Sometimes a girl just can’t win, and for Brandi this looks like one of those times:

From Spanking Teen Brandi, one of the Real Spankings Pass family of sites.