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OK, gentlemen, Carrielily is here to provide you with instructions on how to use the infamous Cracker Barrel Paddle properly. Complete with info on why you’ll want to do the job right:

A couple of weeks ago after CD paddled me I said something like “I just don’t understand all this fear and respect for the CB tournament paddle, it really doesn’t hurt that much!” And ya know those moments where your your words just hang in the air and you wish you could immediately take them back? Yeah, that was one of those moments.

A big “hmmmm, is that right?” look came onto CD’s face and he said to me, “good to know, I’ve been afraid to really swing this thing so I’ve just been snapping my wrist, now I know I can really put some arm into it.” YIKES! So anyway, now instead of a slight stingyness it really f’ing HURTS!!! I think my new name for it is the GDP!!!! LOL! Anyway, so I got a good paddling probably fifteen or twenty hard swats and a verbal scolding and then he stroked my hair and said “okay, kitten it’s over.”

I thanked him and we went back to the futon and picked right up where we left off. Okay, ummmm, wow, the during (the paddling) hurt like hell and I tried to wiggle away at least twice or three times but the after when the guilt was gone and the endorphins kick. . . OMG, did I notice a difference! Um and so did CD! I was much more wet and into it and I came pretty much with the fourth or fifth thrust….

So there’s the straight dope, gentlemen! Cut loose and SWING that thing! You’ll both have more fun.

(I can confirm this from my own experience, although I never could have written it up so engagingly.)

Other than having her knees a little close to the edge of the padded bench, I’d say this young lady displays good spanking posture:

The pictures are from Real Spankings, the flagship spanking site in the Real Spankings Pass family of sites. (You can also see more of the same spanking session in this picture gallery at Spank Slaves Spanking TGP.)

I wonder, is there a spanko man out there who doesn’t immediately reach for the paddle when his woman starts saying crappy stuff about herself? Bethie doesn’t go down this road very often, but when she does, it’s amazing how fast a promise of a spanking nips this destructive little verbal habit in the bud. Angelbrat explains why it happens and why it works:

That shut me up rather quickly, and, amazingly enough, started to lift my mood. It’s hard to say bad things about yourself when there’s a man with a very big paddle making scary promises because you’re unloading on the woman he loves.

I should hope so!

This graphic from the South China Morning Post (seen here) illustrated an article on financial planning for spendthrift young women:

That oughta work!

If you haven’t already, you should take a quick look at the two new toys Bethie and I received from John at Leather Thorn Paddles. Bethie’s got pictures here.

Unfortunately I’ve had an energy-sapping head cold ever since the toys arrived, so we really haven’t given them the thorough product testing they deserve. Yet. I did give Bethie one good swat with each when I opened the box, and the results were very promising. The Brat Loop in particular she’s going to have a hard time pretending to be unimpressed with. One fairly hard swat left a persistent red mark and a raised welt I could feel for several hours.

However, this morning Bethie was wiggling her bottom at me, so I followed her back into the bedroom where she attempted to “hide” under a sheet. After removing the sheet, I grabbed the Brat Loop and just flicked it at her bottom a dozen times or so, using nothing but wrist action. She immediately started wiggling the way she would under a hard paddling. Briefly, the Loop raised a visually-appealing tracery of curved red marks, although they faded fast.

I promise a much better report after we’ve had a chance for some proper play with these.

Invidia has declared this to be “Superhero Spanking Month”. I’ve got this old link to Batgirl getting spanked, but nothing else in inventory. Unless you’re willing to consider Tinkerbelle a superheroine? No? Well, anyway, here’s a Tink spanking for ya courtesy of Julius Zimmerman:

This spanking photograph recently caught my eye. Isn’t her bottom a most pleasing shade of red?

See Also:

• Classic "Schoolgirl" Caning
• What's Going On Here?
• Bedroom Discipline