Double Spanking

Poor “Teen” Brandi!

Pity the girl. Not only is she stuck for years in her muchly-punished “late teens” as an anchor attraction for the Real Spankings Pass family of sites, but the girl just can’t get a break. If it’s not one paddle smacking her bottom, it’s two:

teen brandi spanked with two paddles

And there’s just no end to it! Whatever happened to restriction and loss of phone privileges?

Spanking Britney Spears

Politicians have fantasies too, I guess. A Pennsylvania state legislator currently under fire for off-color humor on his website is said to have written:

“I have found it rewarding to take time to do things for others. If Britney Spears needs a back rub, I’ll give it to her. If Britney needs a big ol’ spanking, I’m there.”

In your dreams, Daylin.

Clark Gable Spanking Marilyn Monroe

Well, it may not have happened outside Marilyn’s active fantasy life. She says it’s fantasy, but she doesn’t say the fantasy didn’t come true, now does she?

In the kissing scenes [with Clark Gable], I kissed him with real affection. I didn’t want to go to bed with him, but I wanted him to know how much I liked and appreciated him.

When I came back from a day off the set, he patted my ass and told me if I didn’t behave myself he would give me a good spanking.

I looked him in the eye and said, “Don’t tempt me”. He burst out laughing so loud he was tearing.

Because of his performance I have seen Gone With The Wind over and over again. He was perfect. All right, that was a long time ago. I must have been about 13. I have never seen a man who was as romantic as he was in that picture.

It was different when I got to know him. Then I wanted him to be my father. I wouldn’t care if he spanked me as long as he made up for it by hugging me and telling me I was daddy’s little girl and he loved me. Of course that’s fantasy.

Of course it is. Thanks to Eros Blog for the link.

A Spanking From A Naked Man

It’s not every day that you see an OTK spanking picture where the man has his pants down around his ankles. But in this shoot from Sex And Submission that’s exactly what you get:

naked man gives an over-the-knee spanking

If you were a suspicious person, you might suspect that the fellow’s got a little something in mind for after the spanking. If so, then (boy howdy!) you would be correct.

A Rock And Roll Spanking From Mick Jagger

Add Mick Jagger to the long and growing list of alleged celebrity spankers! This article from the Ottowa Citizen sources Jagger’s ex-girlfriend Natasha Terry for the scoop, thusly:

Terry says Jagger was a highly playful partner in the bedroom — with a penchant for spanking.

“I’ve never really been into spanking, but it really was his thing. I was open to it, but I would laugh so hard when he did it, it would kind of take away from the moment.”

Drinking And Caning

It’s been awhile since I’ve shared with you any of the hi-jinks from Spanked Cutie. I always grin when a spanking photoset starts with a blatant “you’re in trouble now, girl!” picture like this:

schoolgirl caught drinking

And sure enough, she is in trouble:

schoolgirl getting her ass caned hard

The Prime Minister Spanks His Servants

Ah, the fabled lifestyles of the rich and famous. The blog Italy is Falling summarizes a tabloid report that Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi habitually spanks his female servants, by way of a friendly morning greeting:

Still the best part of the interview is when the waitress recalls the beginning of the day: “When he would come in the morning, he wants to greet us one by one. He would open with a joke, in his northern dialect that none of us could understand; then he would spank us. Nothing obscene or trite. Just something for him propitiatory, well-wishing.”