Spanking Blog: Adult Erotic Spanking At Its Best

Mistress Matisse has written a primer on erotic spanking for beginners, in this flavor:

So you’ve played out whatever action frames the spanking, and you’ve got your sweetheart over your knee. Now what?

A little warm-up, that’s what. Massage his/her butt firmly, rub it a little, and whack it lightly. Slap it gently all over, pausing now and then to massage it a little more. Do that for, oh, between two and five minutes, depending on how eager or nervous your lover is.

Now let’s get a little more serious. Ramp up the intensity of the spanks. After each swat, watch and listen to your partner’s response. First you’ll get the flinch, and the tensed body as she processes the sensation. Then he’ll breathe out and you’ll feel his body relax. That’s when you smack him again.

My only quibble: although I understand the value of gender neutral writing, swapping pronouns mid-spanking is not how I’d choose to get there. Just how many people is “you” spanking in this scene?

I laughed a lot when I stumbled over a collection [link later broke, and was removed] of bottom-fetish porn. I’m talking hundreds of pictures of pretty girls showing off their bottoms, all prettily posed for the most discerning bottom-loving gentlemen. There’s never a word spoken about spanking, but look closely! At least half the pretty bottoms on display have faint spanking welts and cane marks:

Long live discrete crypto-spanking porn!

See Also:

• Spanking A Cute Blonde
• Pretty Girls In Chains
• Pretty Girls And The Birch

This is fun — a well-spanked bottom. First pour on the baby oil:

Now rub, girl, rub!

Here are some links to public spankings at the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco — text links only: Horsed Horsed Horsed Flogged.

Photographer is “PhoDOG”; thanks to James for the links.

Here’s a set of rules for a spanking poker game. The scoring is a bit complicated, but perhaps worth the trouble; it looks as if the usual unfairnesses of playing poker for forfeits (if you’ve ever played strip poker you’ll know what I mean) are avoided, making for a game that’s probably fun as a game as well as for the forfeits.

If you’re old-fashioned like me and think the girls should get all the spankings, I suggest cheating; choose a light implement that works best on bare skin, deprive the ladies present of their clothing, and have the men keep their pants on. (Be prepared to hear squawking when you implement this minor rules change.)

This pair of spanking photos from Whipped Ass has a surprising twist. The first picture shows a fairly unremarkable girl/girl over-the-knee spanking, although the tightly roped wrists on the spankee add an unusual edge:

But when we switch camera angles:

Zoom! The heat level rockets through the stratosphere. That unexpected ball gag in a flushed and anything-but-passive face, the hair pulling, and the luscious grin on the lady giving the spanking — wow!

From this shoot.

Another nice thing about the spanking kink is that it sometimes helps recruit women into something resembling the typical male love of the hardware store. Here’s Anna in an erotic shopping frenzy:

I walked the isles of Home Depot in search of rubber tubing, but in the end settled for black vinyl irrigation tubing. At a price of $8.19 cdn for 50 feet of tubing, it definitely fell into the cheap and affordable category. I originally got the idea from Red; she has a highly prized homemade flogger made of rubber tubing that I had been admiring recently. I hadn’t expected a trip to Home Depot on this particular day, but as my mind wandered to my recent spankings, I found myself feeling the need to flex my crafty muscles so to speak.

The internet told me that an average flogger should have 15 to 25 tails each, which should be 15 to 22 inches long. I promptly cut the majority of the tubing to create 8 long pieces, which when folded would create sixteen 15″ tails with a sizable handle to allow my honey the freedom to hold and maneuver the flogger as he chose.

Of course she tests it out after making it — you had to ask?