Spanking The Member

From a news story (popup warning) out of Scotland:

A LEADING Scottish politician attended a swingers’ club and asked to be spanked with red PVC gloves, a court was told yesterday.

Tommy Sheridan, the former leader of the Scottish Socialist Party (SSP), was then said to have asked party colleagues to lie about his behaviour by backing his public denial of newspaper allegations against him…

Gotta love those specific spanking fantasies. Red PVC? Well, he is a socialist….

Spank Talk On The Cell Phone

There seems to be a groundswell of public concern about what the cops call “distracted driving” — namely, folks trying to talk on the cell phone while driving. Hands-free setups surely help, but perhaps not enough?

As I drove home in traffic, my mind was more pleasantly occupied: thinking about all the naughty things I wanted G to do to me, and telling him about them via modern technology and my bluetooth headset. I described in quite vivid detail, how I wanted him to spank me, abuse my tits, gag me with his hard cock and force his huge prick up my tight asshole.

Red Assed And Loving It

It’s always hard to tell a grimace from a grin, but this young lady seems to be enjoying the heck out of her bright red ass and the process of getting it:

happy girl getting her bottom beaten bright red

From Red Ass Teens. [Links broke and were removed.]

Spanking Privileges

In the August ’06 issue of Best Life magazine (a men’s lifestyle magazine in the model of Esquire) there’s a spanking moment in a “What I Wish Men Knew” filler piece by Lisa Jones. (These filler pieces are the moral equivalent of the “Ten Sex Tips For The Beach” bits of fluff that fill a certain type of woman’s magazine.) This one reads:

“Love and respect comes with spanking privileges.”

Of course, smart men everywhere already knew that, but it’s nice to see it get said right out in public.

Spanking Dita Von Teese

All credit to The Spanking Writers for finding this press clipping about the spanking habits of notorious burlesque queen Dita Von Teese:

Burlesque artist Dita Von Teese admits she loves to be spanked by new husband Marilyn Manson. Shortly before getting married in Ireland last week the sexy brunette said: “I’m into bondage. I think it’s really fun, and I love playing the part of the damsel in distress. The feeling is amazing when someone spanks me right.

Great Caning Bench

I really like the spanking/caning bench featured in this photo from Whipped Pussy, not to mention the anguished look of anticipation you can see on the model’s face. She’s already got the healthy red glow of a good all-over flogging, so we can all expect that big cane is gonna hurt:

whipped girl on leather spanking bench

See, Proper Posture DOES Matter

Did you ever have one of those insane teachers (or, worse yet, an insane parent) who thought that your posture was somehow linked to your ability to learn or read or study? Always riding you to sit up straight, put your feet flat on the floor, or whatever?

Well, now we have evidence (testimony from Mija) that proper posture does indeed make one see things more clearly:

I apologized and it seemed to be over.

Seemed to be over until about 12 hours later when I was being held firmly over his knee. I apologized again. It’s funny how clearly in the wrong I can feel from this position.