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OK, we’re not sure how this guy got across the laps of these two cuties, and they aren’t sure they want him there:

One way or another, though, I’m sure alcohol was involved!

The folks from Sex And Submission have been having a lot of fun with their stainless steel prison cell lately. It looks very authentic, except for one little detail. Since when do prison guards get issued such high quality bondage gear?

Or canes?

Or, for that matter, inmates as pretty as model Lorena Sanchez?

Lots more in the full shoot.

Being an internet vandal is bad, mmmkay? Not only is it pointlessly destructive , but it can also hurt the ones you love.

It never fails to amuse me when I read of a spanko woman being “punished” by non-spanking means, because a spanking would be enjoyed too much. Not that I have a punishment relationship with Bethie, but when I do want to make a threat she’ll take seriously, I generally manage to come up with an implement she doesn’t enjoy so much, or to convince her I’ll use it more vigorously than she’d enjoy. Other guys do it differently, and some of them are very creative:

The Punishment:

*sighs* then Sirius says, “well, let’s get moving. we have a punishment to deal with…” see, the Roomie has given Sirius a little nickname. now, not being Sirius’s sub, the roomie can get away with it. i can’t. it’s not a very respectful nickname, for one, and when k and i first used it, we were immediately told not to. okay…

later this week, when sirius was on the phone, i felt like maybe he wasn’t paying attention to me (to be fair driving with one’s family isn’t really the least distracting of circumstances… so i did something very unwise. i called him the nickname, thinking he most likely wouldn’t hear me. i was wrong. “i heard that…” he said, and immediately i knew it was a BAD idea. i was informed that i was in REAL trouble.

did he spank me? oh no… i would like that too much, he says. he did something more appropriate, he said. and i’ll say i think it was awful. see, while Sirius and theRoomie sat inside and caught up with each other and played Munchkin (a magic-type card game that parodies D&D that i really would have liked to have played WITH them), i got to make the Cruiser all sparkly, inside and out. in the dark. by myself.

it is very doubtful that i’ll ever let THAT name escape my mouth, whether he’s around or not!

And that’s how Subbie_bunny got punished.

Here’s a nice vintage photograph from Usenet, showing a woman being “encouraged” in her oral attentions:

Trouble is, knowing spanko women the way we do, the question arises: Is the belt supposed to be a threat, or a reward for good behavior?

I’ve never been much into the martial arts, but I might have been more inclined to attend some classes — purely as an observer, mind you — if I had known they had this sort of discipline in the dojo:

Here’s a yardstick spanking, New York style, from photographer Dafydd Jones: