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I have, in my time, been witness to some truly astounding feats of academic procrastination, the more epic of which have consumed months of potentially productive effort. But I never thought I’d see the day when getting a spanking (at eight in the morning, no less!) seemed preferable to getting to work:

This morning at breakfast I was cuddling my cup of coffee, convinced I would never, ever be able to type one more word again. Even thinking about going back to work made my eyes water a little bit.

“I can’t switch my brain on,” I complained to Abel.

He looked with me with due sympathy. And then he suggested:

“Maybe you need your bottom switching on? Would that help?”

Oh, I thought, a spanking! Why, that would take me out of the thesis misery for at least 10 minutes! It might even wake me up! I nodded several times with great enthusiasm.

He led me upstairs – by the hand, holding it gently, comfortingly. He sat on the bed and drew me over his lap. I hadn’t got as far as wearing any panties yet (panties at 8am don’t really happen), so he swept up my house dress and started smacking my bottom. It was a light spanking – as comforting as a long hug first thing in the morning. There was just enough sting to create a little cloud of warmth, but not enough to make me regret accepting his offer with so much enthusiasm. Little by little, my bottom was switching on.

But of course, this is Haron we are talking about.

The venerable Whipped Ass paysite doesn’t get mentioned here as much as it once did, because it has changed in content and tone from a dedicated F/f spanking theme to an all-female rough sex site, featuring rough lesbian sex, reluctant seductions, and all manner of intra-girl bondage sex and erotic meanness. It remains rather delightful if you like that sort of thing:

But alas, spankings have become just one more item on the menu, rather than the daily special they once were. Still, they do happen:

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Dolli has been keeping count of the number of wooden spoons broken across her bottom. Shouldn’t that be a spanking offense?

I only got to be with D during the day for a little bit, and I got a spanking even though I’m super sick humph! “Being sick is not an excuse for being a brat” is the lesson.

I kinda knew I had it coming just ’cause I’ve been in such a bad mood lately. We have this weird spatula thingy…I don’t really know what it is for but it’s some sort of heavy duty kitchen utensil with a metal handle and a plasticy flat piece with a big hole in the middle that serves as a replacement for the number of wooden spoons D has broken over my bottom. (which is 4!)

I probably would only have gotten a few smacks but I made it difficult. I ran away and I kicked and yelled. I said a lot of things I didn’t mean. I ended up having to lay on my back on the couch then D held my legs up with one hand and spanked me with the spatula with the other…

Kaya, as she sometimes does, has posted some great pictures of herself, including some chopstick bondage of tender bits and the red bottom and thighs she got from this spanking:

He had the wooden spoon, which is quite possibly one of the wickedest ‘normal’ spanking items to be found in your local kitchen utensil aisle. It packs a wallop of a sting.

He made me cry with that damn wooden spoon. The first cry since He’d been home, much needed and felt so so good. He’s immune to my tears, they have no effect on Him whatsoever (except that He strives to get them). But this time, He very lovingly got a tissue and wiped my eyes because my makeup was running and burning my eyes. Isn’t that sweet? *sarcastic smile*

Now really, that was very sweet of Him to wipe away the tears that He caused me to have. I appreciated it a lot.

So, it was declared a day of no pants the other day at Fantastic Spanking, and of course spankings ensued. And all was right with the world.

But I was left wondering something.

People actually wear pants in their houses when nobody’s around?

I never knew that. Why do they, I wonder?

Are you hungry for a good old-fashioned OTK spanking picture? I haven’t been posting quite as many spanking porn pictures lately, so you might well be. Here’s a bog-standard (but very cute) classic OTK position from the folks at Real Spankings:

From this gallery.

Here’s a pickup artist’s account of how he used spanking talk as part of his patter while chatting up women waiting in line to get into a club:

We go to the Bubble Lounge, and there are three cute girls in front of us, so I just start talking to them, “sorry I’m late, boss kept me at work, wouldn’t let me go, blah blah blah, he was whipping me, etc”. They totally are playing back, and I start getting one on one with the cute blonde girl, while my friends very cute wife talks to the other two. She totally likes the whips comments, and we talk about breaking out the whips on our second date. This is getting good, so I break out the classic, “I don’t know who your boyfriend is…but he is NOT spanking you enough.”

She looks at me, smiles, and says, “I don’t have a boyfriend.”

Promising!